Brad Gottesman

I don’t know how these Browns fans are gonna recover from this

Micheal Clemons was making sure no Browns fans left without a “Fuck You”

Thanks Local Natives for spending 230 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Dark Days. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/75dQRei…

@SFMTA_Muni Putting the bag over the meter hides location#. Makes it impossible to pay

I’m at an conference for people that throw events and after listening to the crazy stories we share I want to shout out the event folks struggling with last minute changes and unexpected lunacy it’s easy to take for granted

@ThatEricAlper Carl Spackler, groundskeeper

@ThatEricAlper Leslie Neilson as Frank Drebin

@ThatEricAlper Joe Pesci in Goodfellas

@SamPartee @simba_khadder This guy knows his stuff. Give it a listen @Redisinc

Thanks @simba_khadder! This was a blast.

We are excited to attend #DataAISummit next week in San Francisco! Drop by booth #326 to meet our team and book a 1:1 meeting to see for yourself why #RedisEnterprise Cloud is the best performing fully managed database available anywhere. bit.ly/3u3gcpc

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@NickyMacAttack @karnsies817 What an idiot! While they're playing great ball in 1st place. Maybe the name change is what they needed to reverse the curse!

Make no mistake, we're witnessing the rise of a special baseball team in Cleveland, Ohio. HEART.

@lcdsoundsystem Friday presale link is loading as Thursday in ticketmaster.

@SeinfeldTV Find a parking spot yet?

We're going to San Francisco this weekend (with flowers in our hair). Stay tuned for details. #SeinfeldFoodTruckSF

@fnnch @Shopify You’re saying the fastest to payment gets the order?

@Bsgotty It’s just how @Shopify does things. I wish they’d add lotteries or other drop mechanisms. Moving reservations to when it’s added to the cart will make things worse not better. It would still be a race, but you wouldn’t know when it said sold out if it was really sold out.

@fnnch Had toy in cart, info complete, my payment goes through, then told it's out of stock. What gives?

@LeanderMock @Ihartitz Yes, went with Penny. League is in the bag!

@Bsgotty @Ihartitz Didn’t you go for penny? @Bsgotty

House of Japan chef just misfired a shrimp tail and person at my table said “Cmon Baker” 💀💀💀

@teike92 @nbatopshot He refused to miss his reservation at Peter Lugers

Wrong answers only - Why did Antonio Brown leave the field early today? Best response wins an @nbatopshot moment

Classic Madden

@LeanderMock @Ihartitz PPR league

@Bsgotty @Ihartitz Ppr or ?