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@nettermike This whole presidency is a giant diarrhea tornado. Disgusting garbage president surrounding himself with buffoons. This press secretary is like a heroes infested cold sore - just won’t go away..

🚨This account from a Venezuelan security guard loyal to Nicolás Maduro is absolutely chilling—and it explains a lot about why the tone across Latin America suddenly changed. Security Guard: On the day of the operation, we didn't hear anything coming. We were on guard, but suddenly all our radar systems shut down without any explanation. The next thing we saw were drones, a lot of drones, flying over our positions. We didn't know how to react. Interviewer: So what happened next? How was the main attack? Security Guard: After those drones appeared, some helicopters arrived, but there were very few. I think barely eight helicopters. From those helicopters, soldiers came down, but a very small number. Maybe twenty men. But those men were technologically very advanced. They didn't look like anything we've fought against before. Interviewer: And then the battle began? Security Guard: Yes, but it was a massacre. We were hundreds, but we had no chance. They were shooting with such precision and speed... it seemed like each soldier was firing 300 rounds per minute. We couldn't do anything. Interviewer: And your own weapons? Didn't they help? Security Guard: No help at all. Because it wasn't just the weapons. At one point, they launched something—I don't know how to describe it... it was like a very intense sound wave. Suddenly I felt like my head was exploding from the inside. We all started bleeding from the nose. Some were vomiting blood. We fell to the ground, unable to move. Interviewer: And your comrades? Did they manage to resist? Security Guard: No, not at all. Those twenty men, without a single casualty, killed hundreds of us. We had no way to compete with their technology, with their weapons. I swear, I've never seen anything like it. We couldn't even stand up after that sonic weapon or whatever it was. Interviewer: So do you think the rest of the region should think twice before confronting the Americans? Security Guard: Without a doubt. I'm sending a warning to anyone who thinks they can fight the United States. They have no idea what they're capable of. After what I saw, I never want to be on the other side of that again. They're not to be messed with. Interviewer: And now that Trump has said Mexico is on the list, do you think the situation will change in Latin America? Security Guard: Definitely. Everyone is already talking about this. No one wants to go through what we went through. Now everyone thinks twice. What happened here is going to change a lot of things, not just in Venezuela but throughout the region.

@PressSec Speaking of disgraceful things coming out of people’s mouths has the tangerine moron embarrassed himself yet this afternoon?

This is a disgraceful thing to say.

@EricTrump Why are they putting numbers on toilet paper?

@RowdyRick73 @realDonaldTrump Thanks Chips.

@Btaardd @realDonaldTrump *you've gotten... Apparently uneducated troglodytes should learn not to call people dumb.

Mr President I know you will likely never see this but @realDonaldTrump I want to go on record. I did not vote for you in 2016. In fact I actively lobbied against you until the day you were sworn in. I want you to know I would crawl over broken burning glass to vote 4 u in 2020

@ihavegoodnoods @AustinHL1 @realDonaldTrump Are you high?

@Btaardd @AustinHL1 @realDonaldTrump Trumps election was a reactionary one, it was a cry for change. Our country wasn't doing well under Obama and it isn't doing well now, even if it were under Hillary. Trumps election and re election is a symbol for change for the future.

Tone down the language, but TRUE!

@ST19791125 @itsJeffTiedrich You’re dumb as shit. Go read a book.

@Btaardd @krsrk1234 @DirkMcnasty @itsJeffTiedrich Oh ok….🙄

Ashli Babbitt should have complied, isn't that what you dipshits tell me every time cops shoot some black woman asleep in her own bed

@iftheuswasred @AngelaBelcamino @Jim_Jordan Americas gun laws are idiotic. The mass shooting stats don’t lie moron.

@Btaardd @AngelaBelcamino @Jim_Jordan Yeah I do. I would like to think they were open minded. The constitution says we have to own arms and doesn’t limit to what kinds.

The right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall NOT be infringed.

@MAGAVoice You’re an idiot. Thee end.

I DO NOT GIVE A F*CK WHO THIS OFFENDS. I DO NOT WANT TO GIVE A DIME TO ILLEGAL ALIENS KEEP THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN I DON’T GIVE A F*CK

@hypertension57 @gtconway3d

@gtconway3d OH NO, IT WAS FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO SEE FRONT AND FORWARD WHAT GARBAGE YOU DEMOCRATIC DOMESTIC TERRORISTS ARE AND YOU ARE ALL A PIECE OF GARBAGE THANK YOU MR, PRESIDENT FOR LETTING EVERYBODY SEE WHAT YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH

This was meant to be a private direct message for ATTORNEY GENERAL PAMELA BONDI. Please disregard. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, ESPECIALLY ATTORNEY GENERAL PAMELA BONDI

@MAGAVoice Hahahahaha. You MagaTurds are hilarious.

BREAKING 🚨 The CEO of General Motors and the GREAT Grandson of Henry Ford personally called President Trump to thank him for the Tariffs he put on Mid Size and Large Trucks AMERICA FIRST EVERY TIME I LOVE THIS ❤️

@MAGAVoice @tammhammer Barf.

@tammhammer KING TRUMP

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump stuns the World by posting a video of himself as a fighter jet pilot flying the “King Trump” Fighter Jet. LET’S GO 🔥 Would be a shame if EVERY Liberal saw this

@realDonaldTrump Just know, they hated every second with your diaper ass wandering around those halls cluelessly.

It was great being with King Charles, Queen Camilla, and the Royal Family!

@kaitrump @realDonaldTrump @POTUS Careful. Uncle Epstein might get a little touchy.

I had an amazing time filming with my Grandpa to kick off my new series called 1 on 1 with Kai. In the video, everyone gets to see the bond we have, especially on the golf course. This is my favorite video I have filmed so far and holds a lot of meaning to me. I hope you enjoy this very special video. Out now on YouTube! youtu.be/HtTevWBoRfI?si…

@realDonaldTrump Good lord no. His book is likely about as embarrassing as your presidency. zero stars.

Don’t forget to get a copy of my son Eric’s book, “UNDER SIEGE,” which is breaking records everywhere. It’s a phenomenal book, that’s a must read for everyone—Congratulations Eric, you deserve it!!! a.co/d/7oPyLF5

@laralogan How’s those $28 eggs treating you?

Long live the King.

@MAGAVoice Living in a world where I can’t tell if this is a parody or not…

@MorrillFlor @pattonoswalt The beauty about people who care about the truth is we aren’t partisan. Out all the dirt bags!

@pattonoswalt Trump is not Epstein.... However Bill Clinton was a very good Epteins client...so he help to create and keep that cult Why there's no info about that?

No tears, Nancy. You voted for this.

@pattonoswalt Teachable moment.

@kwasny007 @GavinNewsom Hahahahah. So dumb. No wonder you support Trump.

If that is the case Newsom, and you get elected as president, America as a country will drop to the 4th largest economy in the world. That would take America from the 1st largest economy in the world to the 4th, thus losing 3 places. This is all you have to offer America. NO THANK YOU.

California is the 4th largest economy in the WORLD. We keep America’s economy running — giving $83 billion to the federal government, while you TAKE $71 billion. We literally subsidize your work. But nice graphic.

@PressSec You should be in jail.