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@Chioma__Amadi As long as CxOs & founders are lazy bums who just want to look busy, do just talkative meetings, lazy enough to not even take meeting notes, there will be work for human secretaries known as chief of staff, PM or whatever fancy name. They also need loosers to take the blame.

I placed $1.5 billion in futures at 6:50 AM. Fourteen minutes before President Trump's Truth Social post. That's generous. Usually, I get five. The S&P was barely breathing. Premarket Monday. The kind of quiet where a single order echoes through the entire book. I bought $1.5 billion in futures. The index moved 0.3% on my entry alone. That's how thin the market was. That's how empty the room was. At the same time, I shorted $192 million in crude oil. Then I sat there. Three screens. One coffee. The futures blinking green on the left, the oil contract bleeding red on the right, and in the center, a Truth Social feed set to refresh every four seconds. Fourteen minutes is a long time when you know what's coming. Not because I was nervous. Because I was early. At 7:04 AM, the president posted. Productive discussions. Five-day halt on strikes. Peace talks with Iran. S&P jumped 2.5%. Oil cratered 6%. My position gained $60 million before most Americans' alarm clocks went off. Good morning. Iran later denied that the talks ever happened. Called it fake news. The speaker of their parliament accused the president of manipulating financial markets. The talks might not be real. The sixty million dollars is. The analytics accounts flagged it within the hour. "Unusual activity." "Orders 4-6x larger than anything else trading at the time." That's their word for it. Unusual. My word for it is Tuesday. They always flag it. That's their function. Flagging is not investigating. Flagging is the system's way of noting that it saw something, documenting that it will do nothing, and calling that process oversight. The actual investigation is conducted by the CFTC. The CFTC has one commissioner. Out of five seats. One. The other four chairs are empty. Not vacant. Emptied. There is a difference. Vacant means nobody applied. Emptied means somebody decided the body responsible for policing futures markets should not have enough members to hold a vote. That's not negligence. That's architecture. You know what we call this pattern on the desk? TACO. Trump Always Chickens Out. Escalate on Friday, capitulate on Monday, and extract in the window between the decision and the post. It's so reliable, we named it. We have a private Slack channel. #taco-tuesday. It updates automatically when Truth Social pushes a new geopolitical keyword. We don't teach it as insider trading. We teach it as a market structure. New analysts learn it in their first week. By the second week, they stop flinching. The phone rang at 6:47 AM. Three minutes before I entered the position. The call lasted ninety seconds. Ninety seconds of context. $60 million of outcome. You call that insider trading. I understand why. Insider trading is the word you learned. It's the crime from the movies. The whispered merger at a cocktail party. Four hundred shares of a mid-cap pharmaceutical. That gets prosecuted. That's the version of this crime the system was built to catch. What I do is different. I place $1.5 billion against a war decision made in a room I have the phone number to. On a platform overseen by a commission with one member. In a market where the president's social media account is the most powerful price-setting mechanism on earth. That's not insider trading. That's infrastructure. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your brother-in-law. I made $60 million trading on a war. The difference is not the crime. The difference is the decimal point. Americans paid for this war with four-dollar gas and sixteen billion in taxes. I paid for a phone call. We are not in the same economy. Last month, $529 million was wagered on Polymarket's Iran strikes market. Six accounts pocketed $1.2 million. Deposited funds the same day. Hours before the bombs fell. One account cleared $553,000 at 17% odds, seventy-one minutes before public confirmation. He has not placed another bet since. The president's son sits on Polymarket's advisory board. Two federal investigations into the platform were quietly dropped this year. Twelve government officials sold stocks in the weeks before the tariff crash. All of them reported the sales after the deadline. Nobody calls any of that insider trading. They call it prediction markets. Delayed disclosures. Portfolio rebalancing. I call it the junior varsity version of what I do with futures. An Oxford law professor called it the most far-reaching securities fraud in history. We call it the window. Tomorrow, this will be gone. Buried under a new tariff. A new ultimatum. A new TACO. Next Monday at 6:50 AM, I will be here again. Coffee. Three screens. The phone. The ninety-second call. The fourteen-minute window. The game isn't rigged. Rigged implies something broke. Nothing broke. Every component is functioning exactly as specified. The one-member commission. The anonymous platforms. The four-second refresh on the Truth Social feed. The phone that rings at 6:47. I didn't exploit a flaw in the system. I am the system.

@Chioma__Amadi As long as CxOs & founders are lazy bums who just want to look busy, do just talkative meetings, lazy enough to not even take meeting notes, there will be work for human secretaries known as chief of staff, PM or whatever fancy name. They also need loosers to take the blame.

In simpler terms, Claude is coming for the jobs of: • Administrative assistants • Virtual assistants • Data Entry Clerks • Customer Support Agents (Tier 1 / Frontline) • Operations Assistants • CRM/Data Update Staff • Junior Research Assistants • Transcriptionists • Email/Inbox Managers • Content Writers (Basic/SEO-heavy writing) And a whole lot more I can tick off the top of my head. I hope you’re upskilling, reskilling and evolving with the times.

@phuctm97 They cannot unless they are forced to. Anthropic also destroyed other companies APi business. Why will you need X API when your agent can do it for you. Ofc in depth access to data still need apo access but on broader level api business of many companies got cooked.

This is really impressive, I wonder how well it works in practice though. I think it will likely refuse to work on sites like Reddit, Facebook, etc.

AI has rendered archaic things like Agile and scrum useless. More like it exposed the pyramid scam they were running.

If you are still using bygone era Agile & scrum nonsense, ngl you are ngmi.

Oh yeah that indian guys company Perplexity too gone !

@AnthropicAI just destroyed 1. Obsidian 2. Notion 3. Openclaw 4. N8n 5. Zapier 6. Anything manual on Desktop can be automated now. What else ?

@nizzyabi It's world wide, 100 may be in US, but world wide it may be over 10k or higher. I know like 10 companies from India selling similar services to US companies and all were crap, the clown CxOs opted for them cause of low costs and blame shifting aka risk aversion.

this killed like 100 startups

@claudeai All you need is skills which clearly outline every activity or job possible through apps and it's over for professionals like video editors, devs, architects, testers, SEO and all. This is like real step closer to full automation. Let's hope openclaw BShitters will stop now.

You can now enable Claude to use your computer to complete tasks. It opens your apps, navigates your browser, fills in spreadsheets—anything you'd do sitting at your desk. Research preview in Claude Cowork and Claude Code, macOS only.

@itsolelehmann It's a graphRag wrapper. Even you can cook it up with claude code. And no it doesn't solve the long term issues. Instead the whole company code base is first stolen , well it's 2026 so they call it safe sharing.

vibe coding has a massive blind spot that nobody's really talking about we're shipping code 100x faster than ever with claude code, codex, cursor, all of it but the tooling to catch what breaks after you ship... hasn't kept up AT ALL right now when something goes wrong, you (+ your team) have to manually dig through logs, tickets, and old slack threads to figure out what happened and why that context is scattered across 10 different tools and nobody has the full picture engineering teams are already spending most of their time just investigating bugs instead of building this is especially painful for non-technical vibe coders (like me!!) playerzero is solving this in a way i think is really smart it absorbs your entire codebase history (every bug, outage, customer ticket, etc) into one knowledge graph (basically a map of how everything in your software connects to everything else) so say a payment webhook broke 2 months ago. then today someone touches similar code. 1. playerzero checks it against the graph 2. sees the connection 3. and flags it before it hits production. if something does slip through, it triages the issue and patches it before a customer even notices playerzero basically sits in the middle and catches the stuff humans miss while vibe coding because the system *remembered* so your teams can focus more on cooking instead of debugging good luck switching away from something that knows you + your business that well

@dani_avila7 All they need is a better efficient smaller vLM, like 500M. Which can be downloaded on user MBP, and make computer use 10x faster. @claudeai @AnthropicAI

Yes, Claude is controlling my computer from my phone with Dispatch I don’t like posting about anything I haven’t actually tried myself Reposting a video is easy, quality content comes from actually experimenting with new features So I saw the announcement that Claude Dispatch now controls your computer and I simply asked it to open Twitter and like a Claude post Done ✅ Now we need SKILL.md files with instructions to use other apps on your computer… OMG! this is getting more interesting and more dangerous by the minute

@ihtesham2005 You just found the GitHub from where PlayerZero copied the system. LoL!

Holy shit...Someone just open-sourced a Claude Code plugin that turns any codebase into an interactive knowledge graph. Its called Understand Anything / github.com/Lum1104/Unders… You drop it in, run one command, and get a visual map of every file, function, class, and dependency with plain-English explanations for all of it. 5 specialized agents run in parallel: scanning files, extracting relationships, identifying architectural layers, building guided tours, and validating the whole graph. Then you get a dashboard. Click any node to see what it does. Search by name or meaning. Ask "how does the payment flow work?" and get an actual answer grounded in your real codebase. It also does diff impact analysis — shows you exactly which parts of the system your changes will touch before you commit. Onboarding a new engineer used to take weeks. This collapses it to hours. 100% Open Source. MIT License.

@Yuchenj_UW Much better than openclaw. This is what people have been asking from since 2 years. @AnthropicAI

It’s pretty obvious why Anthropic didn’t buy OpenClaw. Claude is aiming to do anything you can do on a computer.

@claudeai This is much better than openclaw. No BS installing 50 plugins, do this and that frictions. @AnthropicAI cool!

@dr_cintas It's a GraphRag wrapper. There are like 50 startups selling the same stuff nowadays. Are people really this low IQ ?

Anthropic just dropped Claude Code Review and everyone is losing their minds. But we are all missing the real problem.. Writing and reviewing code is only 25% of software development. Who is testing it when it hits production? AI is generating a billion lines of code a day. 41% of all code is now ai-written. If AI writes code exponentially, but our ability to review and test it stays linear.. your production environment is going to burn to the ground. PlayerZero built an AI production engineer to handle the rest. It predicts, finds, and fixes bugs before they hit your customers. It does this through a Context Graph: one living map that connects your entire production system together. • Connects your codebase, Datadog, and Zendesk into one Context Graph. • Simulates how code will behave in production before you merge it. • Diagnoses root causes across dozens of services in minutes. • Auto-generates the fix and routes it to the right engineer. A 300-person QA team does this in weeks. This AI does it in minutes.

The real reason AI is failing inside companies? Let’s say it. A company decides to go all-in on AI. The CEO announces the vision. The CTO aligns. The CIO gets the budget. Then the real transformation begins. Chief AI Officer. AI Center of Excellence. AI Ethics. AI Governance. AI Steering Committee. AI Committee for the AI Committee. Soon, you have 12 people managing AI. And one person using it. The intern. The only one actually shipping anything. Everyone else is busy… aligning on the prompt. AI doesn’t fail because of the technology. It fails because we turned it into a meeting. So here’s a thought: Are you building with AI… or scheduling it? #ArtificialIntelligence #AITransformation #Leadership #FutureOfWork #Innovation

@phuctm97 Bruh! It's a scam to burn more APi tokens. Do you really need cron jobs to read what's already on your mobile.

It was a hard decision but I decided to break up with the lobsters. 💔🦞 OpenClaw was great until it became bloated & buggy. NanoClaw is great (it still is), but it is Claude-only & I'm moving to Codex. So, I decided to make my own companion - a kitten. ❤️🐈 It's very barebones now, but I'll build it in public as I go, feel free to follow along for updates or just to watch an OpenClaw alternative gets built from day 1. 🤓 I have no plans to monetise it, at least for now. I just want an opinionated companion, with a handful of features that I actually use. Also, 😼 are better companions than 🦞. It's designed to be Telegram-only so that I can utilise all Telegram unique features to build the best AI agent experience on the best messaging platform. Despite being v0.0.1, it's powered by OpenCode: 75+ AI providers, all agent skills & 3rd plugins just work™. It's 100% open-source (MIT), and I call it OpenKitten: 😄 🔗 github.com/phuctm97/openk… I wouldn't recommend using it for your day-to-day agent now because breaking changes are to be expected. But if you like its current features, feel free to use it at your own risk, or even clone the repo & make your own folk!

@akoratana @matei_zaharia @pbailis @rauchg @zoink @drewhouston Another GraphRag wrapper mehhh!! There are 20 such so called startups already. Just met a guy in Airport who told me about his startup, stealth, but something similar. He was just thinking on the spot to come up with some weird jargon to hide GraphRag.

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Corporate translator I've been in many corporate meetings and I felt like I needed a corporate translator. This translation is very accurate. I don't know why companies just can't come out and say what's going on in plain language. 🙄