Michael Bull

@SwaleHeating any chance of being able arrange a boiler service outstanding. KT heating do not respond via whatsapp and do not pick up the phone. Pay for a service but impossible to contact.

@CPFC as a club with (assumed) community based values, I think the boys that were let down deserve better. Their love for football and hopes at the whim of a club that showed such a lack of responsibility and care.

@CPFC Kent Elite u9s arrived at CPFC academy ground for an arranged match at 1.30 p.m. Parents were told that there had been a mistake by CPFC and that there was no match and we had to leave. Not only time and cost of this, this was incredibly disappointing without any recompense

@5min__crafts Lies

Spider paper cutout 🕷

@JamesBlunt James Cunt

Wanna ruin my life? I'm legally changing my name if "Back to Bedlam" 20th Anniversary Edition reaches No.1. Comment your name suggestions below, and the most-liked comment wins. #jameswho

@LidlGB could you let me know what stores would do if they find a wallet please? Is it kept in the store until it's collected? I'm almost certain I had left it in the Ilfracombe but I'm quite a distance from there.

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@90sFootballUK1 Easy, 25

What one did you have?

@Rainmaker1973 That's wasted 5 minutes of my life.

How to fold an effectively flying paper fighter jet

Jesus Christ lad

@ArrivaGroup are we all clear on the purpose of a timetable?

@MacdonaldGavin I'll probably bet every day now. Definitely.

Some of y’all need this twitter.com/backpain_fiten…

Retweet if you remember watching The Hurricanes! ⚽️🌪

When cars force you to cross in front of them

The unexpected sound of a desert rain frog

.@AstroRoyalScot: "We live in an infinite Universe and it's obvious that we can't be the only intelligent life out there "We now have the technology and the capability to answer the question of whether we are alone in the cosmos". bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…

@90sfootball Pace from Uriah

Remember this Ole Gunnar Solskjaer red card?

@fasc1nate Gym membership

What is something that is clearly a scam but is so normalized that most people don’t ever notice?

@NoContextHumans @liamhayesphysio you