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@mehdirhasan Answer your beeper. Remember that ? 🖕

They literally don’t understand comedy or free speech. We are governed by snowflake morons.

@MilesTaylorUSA Eat a bag of dicks. A big one. Ghoul

The WHCD shooter will be used to justify things that have nothing to do with the WHCD shooter. Mark this moment.

If they’re willing to die to assassinate, imagine what they will do if they gain political power

I’d love to keep the filibuster and make filibustering senators speak That’s how the filibuster is supposed to work—protecting robust debate in the Senate It no longer does that; it now forestalls debate Enforce the filibuster Or nuke it The status quo empowers Democrats

Mike Vrabel said his actions aren’t indicative of who he is. Bro, you had AT LEAST a 6 year affair with a married woman. Every day for 6 years you lied to your family. Everyone knows who you are. You are a dirt bag.

The level of good you have to do for the world to achieve trillionaire status is almost unfathomable. This took Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, Boring, 𝕏, and xAI. Imagine seeing this amount of output and wanting to tax away Elon’s wealth to be wasted on some lame government program instead of advancing humanity as a whole.

@chris_hobbzilla @AllKindsWeather Scott Stricklin sucks. Take a lap, goober

@AllKindsWeather Kind of like how you were all hating on Scott Strickland and then you seen that others did it the right way and we’re cool with him and suddenly you said he wasn’t that bad… count your macros, bro don’t worry about me. You got a long life to live.

I’d see your last deposit in a toilet as a threat before I see you as a threat to what I do. I tried to help you. You’re either too stupid or too stubborn to see it. And at some point there’s no difference. Now I’ll make it my mission to ensure folks know not to engage with you

@RampCapitalLLC @grok @claudeai 🍿

@grok read through all of the replies so far and tell me the top 3 most mentioned companies and/or stock tickers (i.e. $ADBE) @claudeai open up short positions on them. Make no mistakes.

Name a >$10B company that you think will drop >80% within the next 5 years

Dear President Trump, Thomas Sowell is an American treasure. Please consider honoring him with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. I can’t think of a greater representative of American values.

Rogue judge in Hawaii issues nationwide injunction about something. The left: HAHA FUCK TRUMP THE COURT HAS SPOKEN. Judge in Virginia follows the law/constitution as written. The left: OMG ACTIVIST JUDGE The entirety of the left is a ridiculous, two-faced joke.

@jpodhoretz @AriFleischer Jesus … take a lap john. You’re bullshit is so tiresome Pussy

I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous. Previous fights involved census apportionment, in NC and NY--maps were aggressive and courts got involved. Texas introduced Calvinball.

To any red states that think this can't happen to you… Less than 10 years ago, Virginia Republicans had a 64 seat majority in a 100 seat state house and 7 of the 11 congressional seats were Republican. Stop treating the current fight like it’s business as usual and start acting like it is culturally existential. Because it is.

Sorry guys. In addition to failing to pass the Save American Act, the Senate GOP had to spend $100 million to save John Cornyn instead of pouring that cash into blocking Democrats’ power grab on Virginia redistricting. It’s all about priorities.

@rawsalerts @ribzoftiktok Avocado toast.

@ribzoftiktok What kind of toast

🚨#BREAKING: At this time, voters in Virginia have approved the congressional redistricting amendment, marking a significant win for Democrats.

@ChrisMurphyCT Eat a bag of dicks … traitor

Ok Twitter, I can’t believe I need to clarify this but obviously Trump’s bungled mismanagement of this war is not “awesome”. As I have said a million times here, it’s a disaster and he should end the war immediately. My tweet was something called “sarcasm”.

This was AI a year ago. Now it’s 10x more effective. DOGE programs around the country can return BILLIONS back to their constituents and local governments, when implanted properly. @DOGE is just getting started.

Republicans, if you're not going to end the filibuster and pack the Supreme Court, then propose an Amendment that mandates the filibuster and fixes the number of Justices at 9. If Dems oppose that, then guess what? They're going to end the filibuster and pack the Supreme Court.

@RepDonBacon @ThraceAlex @AlaskaNorseman @OmahaChamber You’re a fraud

@ThraceAlex @AlaskaNorseman @OmahaChamber I will vote my Christian and American values. You’ve convinced me now to look at Venezuela and El Salvador TPS. Thanks.

Removing TPS status for Haitians living in the United States would cost 350,000 workers their ability to work at a time when we’re already facing serious workforce shortages. I’ve heard from healthcare providers and business leaders across Nebraska, including @OmahaChamber, who are concerned about the impact this would have on patient care and our economy. I don’t see the goodness of deporting people who are here legally, working, and contributing to our country.

@FarmGirlCarrie @Sassafrass_84 Yes

Her husband is being taken by ICE after being in America illegally for over 30 yrs. Is this what you voted for 🗳️?

This is worth repeating: I never cared that you were gay until you started shoving it down my throat, and I never cared what color you were until you started blaming me for your problems. I never cared about your political affiliation until you started condemning me for mine. I really never even cared where you were born until you wanted to erase my history and blame my ancestors for your problems. I never even cared if your beliefs were different from mine until you said my beliefs were wrong. But now I care. My patience and tolerance are gone, and I am not alone in feeling like this. There are millions of us who feel like this.