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Dexter the Dog

@BulldogDex

universal source of love. need so much approval.

up my owners' butts Katılım Kasım 2012
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Dexter the Dog
Dexter the Dog@BulldogDex·
It's been said that I am the universal source of unconditional love.
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Dexter the Dog
Dexter the Dog@BulldogDex·
@bsaitz @ral1 You mean so I can catch this thing? Dogs chase cats, not the other way around.
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Marie Laraway
Marie Laraway@MarieLaraway·
@ral1 If I haven't mixed them up Rosco is much larger than Dex.
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Dexter the Dog
Dexter the Dog@BulldogDex·
@ral1 @Verlana Also he's an absolute jerk and he smells like a giant cheet-oh.
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Russ Laraway - bityl.co/Avma
Russ Laraway - bityl.co/Avma@ral1·
We don't tweet as much about Rosco, and here's why. He's 11. He just farted, it sounded wet, and then he turned his snout towards @Verlana and started sniffing, trying to imply the fart was hers. She's adamant it was him. I have no idea who to believe.
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Dexter the Dog
Dexter the Dog@BulldogDex·
@ral1 No question. I am not a doggo. I am a dog. A shredded Adonis of a dog. "Doggo" is fine for miniature dachsunds those whiny little bastards.
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Dexter the Dog
Dexter the Dog@BulldogDex·
WAIT HE'S NOT ALLOWED ON THE COUCH??!!!
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Russ Laraway - bityl.co/Avma
Russ Laraway - bityl.co/Avma@ral1·
Just walked in the house and while it's a bit more common that none of the humans acknowledge my presence, it's *highly unusual* that the dogs ignore me. Decent chance I've become a ghost. Will report back.
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Dexter the Dog
Dexter the Dog@BulldogDex·
@willsworktweets @ral1 Back off, willlllllllll- BUURR. I walked like 5 miles today and in human years I'm like 56 which is already so. damn. old. I can't be jumping up and down from my bed just because some guy walks in the door.
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Will
Will@willsworktweets·
@ral1 I believe this is what the experts call a “subtweet” @BulldogDex
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