Badly Packed Kebab

Mad to think that Les Dennis' ball bag has slapped that chin.

@_misspiebarm Question 1; If a serial killer skinned you alive would you rather be a lampshade or a shower curtain? Hello? Hello? Are you still there...

Just matched with a fella on a dating app, he messaged saying 'ask me 5 ice breaker questions' so I did and he unmatched me. Mad out there innit!

@reebecatavares flacco man of the match! 👏👏👏

Combined height of the front 3 is now 9ft 6inches.

Flacco is class!

@EvertonRshite I'll get my flag out again!

@_NotPM @RedMattttaMdeR The twats had me blocked for months, can you pass in my condolences to his family.

It’s alright, I just know if there was a North vs South English civil war we’d batter them. It would be like 10th Century Vikings vs The Kardashians.

@AmazonHelp Well that's fine then, I pay for next day delivery and waited 2 weeks for it, imagine if I didn't pay for any goods for 2 weeks, different story then!

@BulldogEvo3 Thanks for clarifying! We’re temporarily experiencing longer than usual delivery times. Please wait three days after your delivery date before contacting us. For the latest information, go to the “Your Orders” link here: amzn.to/3mbXxRo. ^KZ

Let's settle this once and for all. Vidic or Van Dijk? #MUFC #LFC

@jurgenslefttoe @AnfieldRd96 Nice one

@AmazonHelp My last order, a Shark vacuum system, took 2 weeks from purchase and I have an active Prime account, delay after delay, waste of money!

@BulldogEvo3 Hello there! We're sorry to hear of your experience with your recent deliveries. That's not the service we strive to provide. Just to clarify, are you experiencing an issue with a current order? We're here to help! ^KZ

@Sally67937533 Yeah, that's what I'm waiting for.

@BulldogEvo3 Oh ffs. I’ll wait to hear it from LFC before I kick off again. Cheers bud

What's this about Virgil is worse than just ACL? He's not coming back is he...

@Sally67937533 Got whatsapp'd this.

@BulldogEvo3 Not seen anything yet? Where have you heard that?

Sex shop on Berry Street

@CFCAC_ Pool who?

*Poole

Tory spelt with a capital C*NT