Chadwick Bumbles

@ArtyFrisbee @DaleMercedes12 You’re always welcome at our campfire, Arty

Happy to announce I have a new home! It’s @BumblingChad and @DaleMercedes12 couch

@MLFootball @bengaljims_BTR @BengalsCaptain @thebengalorian @gameonjmoney @TonyDaTiger96 @Bengalsmanic Who the actual fuck is saying this

TRUE OR FALSE: The Cincinnati #Bengals are now America’s team…?

@Nunless2 @MontgomerDavid @Bijan5Robinson @JeremiyahLove @CROD_JR @quinshon_ @AshtonJeanty2 @BreeceH @ffvmousvon_

Hot Take: I really like when the pizza slices aren’t the same size. Then when you’re like “idk a whole piece would be too much” you can grab a small one and also vise versa #wabisabi

I have beef with @Scotch your mounting tape left shit all over my goddamn wall

Napoleon Dynamite out here being retarded and still raking in B-Tier Puss™️ #stud

I’m rewatching Draft Day and who decided it was a good idea to have P Diddy as the kid’s agent

If I started selling pictures of my feet online would you guys subscribe

@ArtyFrisbee Arty he gave the Tin Man a heart

Ya know, Oz never did give nothin’ to the tin man.

Hotel maid just walked in my room unannounced while I’m just about to get into the shower, no knock or anything. This bathroom does not have a door. She definitely saw my wiener in the mirror and laughed. #halfmast

Don’t understand regulars at the casino. I lost $60 and want to tell Israel that Ameristar in Kansas is weeks away from developing nuclear capability.

Ever since I was a child I’ve loved to gaslight, manipulate, and cause general unwell thoughts and feelings in my friends and peers

This is not baseball.

What’s all this talk about “teethy head?” I got creative, wise, and all-knowing head, you guys becoming dentists or something?

Got stoned and ate too much leftover Easter candy #FestiveHog

My idea of surf and turf is eating a ballpark dog out of my ex wife’s pussy

When did you guys notice your ween grew into its adult size? Mine hasn’t yet.

The UFL probably rocks if you didn’t surpass your elementary school reading level

The nation of Bangladesh will NOT win today