Dale Mercedes

@ArtyFrisbee Arty I’ll fuck you up.

Asked a buddy if he wanted to get some lunch and if he had any preference. “Yeah I was actually thinking Wingstop”

I’ve never met someone named will I like. #comeandtakeit

It is the first Christmas without Charlie Kirk. I will black out off eggnog and gamble like he and the founding fathers would’ve wanted. #comeandtakeit #charliekirk

What the f*ck is a glover and why are they being kirkified by the sliders??? #comeandtakeit

Nothing says a fantastic Christmas Eve like sweating the Hawaii football spread, drunk, during family time while your wife yells about some bloke named Charlie “Charlie” Kirky. #comeandtakeit #4thandgoal

Going for fat 3’s at the pub tonight. My therapist said I just need to see one go in. #4thandgoal #comeandtakeit

Latinas are awesome (please I don’t want to die alone)

Settled over a toliet right now thinking about how much I love Bo nix #ihatehunter

I think Kavonte Turpin could beat the shit out of Donald Trump, may be a hot take but that’s Americas team!#comeandtakeit

I’ve become fond of using Instagram maps to scout which local babes will be at the pub. #comeandtakeit #toes

@jr_carl47560 🦮🦮🦮

@ArtyFrisbee has no “rizz” with the ladies 😂 I just saw this guy ask a beautiful woman if her crispy cream donuts were crispy! #loser #lame #comeandtakeit

This boom boom shrimp is going to make Hurricane Katrina look like the slip and slide we had at my daughters birthday party!!! 😂😂😂 #comeandtakeit

@WHATSFORDlNNER 17 miller lites

What’s missing? 🤔

Can someone please explain to me what “dwerking” is???

@ArtyFrisbee Had to pause transformers to see her “fire” my message? I missed being back in war and the only contact I had with a female was writing letters.

@DaleMercedes12 and the ex-wife interacting in the ole group chat again. Feels like ‘86 all over again!

@RonThunderguard @ArtyFrisbee How you’d know I was there today Ron. Only thing worse than one Thunderguard tracking you is two! #Ronswifeishot #shewantsme #comeandtakeit

@ArtyFrisbee @DaleMercedes12 Not what I heard from Sam’s Club employees

I’d rather be in an ocean gate submarine than keep paying this child support #LANK @DaleMercedes12 knows what I mean

@RonThunderguard @ArtyFrisbee I bet you’d like that ole ronnie boy

@DaleMercedes12 Thought you were hittin from the other side of the plate with @ArtyFrisbee

@RonThunderguard Can you get off X and get back to bed with your wife. I’m tired of her blowing up my phone asking for the Dale down under delight.

@DaleMercedes12 Fat lying bastard #comeandtakeit