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The man next to me on the flight has BO that could choke a donkey.

@cheesecakeOBE @mimijj118 OH COME ON

@cheesecakeOBE I know you have a 00 rating. That's enough for me to keep schtum.

@dramaticallyred Nothing wrong with a slightly extended celebration 😁

@dramaticallyred Happy Birthday H! Hope you’ve had the MOST fun 😘

@MrsMoonCakes Not after last time’s scenes at the airport metal detector.

@Truthisours @David__Osland As opposed to what? 40 invisible and totally made up hospitals? Dickhead.

@David__Osland What's he done with the millions for housing when he hasn't actually built one house yet ?

Say what you like about Sadiq Khan. But at least he spends public money on feeding school kids rather than promoting a girlfriend's tech start-up.

@SunflowerBean29 I KNEW I’d never get my Tupperware back.

Well, I've just applied for Permanent Residency in Australia. Gulp.

@Grant_Colgate Ah mate 🥹

@SallysRaveCave Happy Birthday Sally! Cracking pic.

39! 🎈

@Ron_Fleasley WOWSAHS

@feebee_69 @fontainesdublin I’ll bet it’s every bit as good.

@BumblingD @fontainesdublin Honestly it was a toss up between this and the Sony, the only two which really came up. An absolute steal from Richer Sounds.

New Bluetooth record player. Sounds amazing 😍 #NowPlaying #FontainesDC 🩷

@KimFishlegs CRUSTY SOURDOUGH PIZZA 🥹

@KimFishlegs Well played K! Had to do similar. I miss bread. And crisps.

@sleathing2n @deathofbuckley Anyone using “woke” in a context not involving sleep is outing themselves as a gammon.

@deathofbuckley There should be some sort of ruling body that fines people for using the word “woke” unnecessarily. That would solve the national budget shortage inside a year

@dramaticallyred Yes. Imagine my disappointment…

@chandothenerd He’s barely in it, but still eminently hateable.

@BumblingD I hate Louis Walsh and wish to spend the remainder of my life hating Louis Walsh. Is this a watch for me or will it challenge that?

Boybands Forever on iPlayer is brilliant and worth it alone for Louis Walsh, who now looks as though he lives in a house full of piles of newspapers and jars of his own piss.

@mrsmaquillage Hahaha.

@girlwithredhurr Haha. Might get some mittens 😁

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