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Heather Tayte

@BurlesqueBaker

Creative visionary with no talent. Funemployed video editor // she/her 🌈

Portland, OR Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Heather Tayte@BurlesqueBaker·
Hey look, it's a commercial I set decorated! Look how cute that set is!! Someone should really give me a job, I say. youtu.be/I303GQ7mb6I?si…
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Heather Tayte@BurlesqueBaker·
What a day to run out of antidepressants!!
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Innocence Project
Innocence Project@innocence·
⏳ We’re down to the final hours. As of now, #RobertRoberson is scheduled to be executed TODAY, Oct. 17th, at 6 p.m. CT — for a crime that never happened. ⁠ Contact @GovAbbott and urge him to grant clemency before it’s too late at 361-264-9653 or at saveroberson.org.
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Heather Tayte@BurlesqueBaker·
Visited my high school sweetheart’s go-to makeout spot today. It’s still exactly how I remember it.
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Heather Tayte@BurlesqueBaker·
Cant wait for the “leader in fertilization” t-shirts
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Heather Tayte@BurlesqueBaker·
The @48HourFilmProj is the most perfect event that has ever been invented for people with ADHD.
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Bone daddy
Bone daddy@bone_daddy69·
@BurlesqueBaker Well I'll be there and we're getting pizza so FUCK EM. Also you get your bday present that I am so excited to give you!
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Heather Tayte@BurlesqueBaker·
My phone has been blowing up all day with people telling me they aren’t coming to my birthday party. Y’all really know how to make a gal feel special!
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Heather Tayte@BurlesqueBaker·
You know what’s super fun? If you have a business profile on @Venmo and someone sends you money by mistake, Venmo just keeps the 1.9% fee and refuses to refund it. Cool cool cool.
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Dave Tepper Burner
Dave Tepper Burner@seniorzapo·
Fergie watching Ingrid Andress claim her crown for worst anthem of all time
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@TmacSeatac @stefsmith Aww, Allison was talking about doing another girls trip in August! Let’s catch up over pasta! 💕
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Heather Tayte@BurlesqueBaker·
The line at the bank today is worse than any ride at Disneyland. I think I’m in hell.
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Assal Rad
Assal Rad@AssalRad·
How many Palestinian fathers have we seen frantically searching through rubble for their children over the last 8 months? Thinking about fathers in Gaza today.
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Heather Tayte@BurlesqueBaker·
Do you ever go so hard on stage that you suddenly find out the hard away you have exercise-induced asthma? Yeahhhh, not my dumbass backstage saying “guys, why do my lungs feel like they’re bleeding? And I can’t stop coughing? What could this all mean??”
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Heather Tayte@BurlesqueBaker·
The excitement I feel over getting to sleep in until at least 5am tomorrow AND getting off work in time for a full 8 hours sleep?! immeasurable! What a banner day for me.
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@replykant The electric ones that everyone throws in the river in Portland.
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replicant512@replykant·
@BurlesqueBaker Was this like, a real scooter, or one of those little electric things. Either way, good luck with trying to be cool, buddy.
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Heather Tayte@BurlesqueBaker·
I tried to hit on a dude last weekend and he said, “I’m trying this new thing where I go to bed early” and then got on a scooter saying “is this a cool way to leave a conversation?” as he scooted away from me as fast as he could. I’m not sure which of us was more humiliated.
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