Simon Teppett

Cocktail (1988) won a Razzie for Worst Film of the Year, and I demand a recount. It shaped bar culture. It looks gorgeous, you get Elisabeth Shue AND Gina Gershon, an ultra-charismatic Bryan Brown, and Tom Cruise doing Tom Cruise-type things. That bad? Or do we love it a little?

🎶 Frank Skinner’s classic 2008 banjo tune about Osama Bin Laden: “He had one big hit then he went away like a terrorism Macy Gray…” “He takes girls back there now and then, but the clerics just throw stones at them…” “Music’s banned by the Taliban so he always misses the ice cream van.” “No one comes to his parties any more, it’s like being Michael Barrymore.” Brilliant! 😂😂

Top Gun might have the only intro where absolutely nothing is said… and it’s still perfect.

23 days to go. Hendry was 8-1 down in the 87 QF to Joe Johnson, but came storming back and is on the verge of reducing the deficit to just 2 frames going into the last session @baizewatch @kellietext @147155snooker @SnookerHeroes @bwdobson @EdwardsTips_ #worldsnooker #blackball

NEW: Man completely loses his mind after a food delivery robot asked him to press the cross walk button for it

To celebrate the Crucible keeping snooker's World Championship until 2045, here's all 15 maximum breaks ranked by speed! Look at the tables when Ronnie O'Sullivan finishes his first 🤯

I know Henry VIII had 6 wives - There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr but I can't for the life of me remember the surname of the one called Jane....See More

This is the best cover of this song. Simply perfect 👏❤️ 🎤 NothingStopUs Now

Genius from Ding #Snooker

Tell them Mark 😂

Robbie Williams stealing the champagne off the VIP table and giving it to the crowd never fails to make me laugh.

Has anybody put them together yet

@kendoherty1997 You are welcome, I thought you may appreciate them. This years championship is going to be strange without him

@BurnyLeg These are great photos that I didn’t have,thank you for posting them. I will cherish these with all the other memories 🙏💔

sat in The Mercure after the snooker in 2018 and JV and @kendoherty1997 just sat in front of us and we had a great night. Lost the video clips of the sing song but still have some pictures!!!

An anagram walks into a pub and orders: top row gins, dark ales, and a banana rum. #anagram

Anyway, I just thought I'd let you Old Cunts know that 'No Limit' by 2 Unlimited was No.1 in the UK Charts, 33 bastard years ago today. x

Hahahaha

The greatest ‘Where is the cue ball going’ of all time?

What type of sorcery is this? I had to watch it at least ten times to understand how he did it. Best baseball clip you’ll see today.