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@laurenboebert May I strongly suggest you acquire and install a carbon monoxide detector

Is there no limit to how awful Biden’s America can get?

@GuardianUS Giving a fuck about anything Gwyneth Paltrow is doing.

Gwyneth Paltrow broke down and ate bread during quarantine. What was your lowest point? #Echobox=1620665298" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

@SenatorSinema FYI, you don't come across as much quirky but as a spoiled brat.

@MZanona Let them eat cake... Vote this fake out of office.

Kyrsten Sinema, the Senate’s most colorful member, posts a pic of herself on instagram rocking a “F*** Off” ring & sipping what looks like Sangria

@justin42310 @MZanona @Bencjacobs I'd much rather have the bubonic plague rather than Ebola

@MZanona @Bencjacobs For all the people dumping on her, would you rather McSally in the Senate? I don't agree with some of her votes, but she is 100X better than what McSally would have been.

@rosscwinton Watch out... the Musk fanboys and/or PR trolls will have your head. But yeah, sad to see NASA concede to SpaceX, and this is what we get...

@CNN Perhaps pump (admittedly a tremendous amount) air deep into the sand below, effectively increasing the buoyancy of the sand above. Float if off. *Just sayin' *not an engineer

Up to 20,000 cubic meters of sand in the Suez Canal need to be removed to free the gigantic container ship that has been stuck there since Tuesday, according to the canal authorities. cnn.it/3tYeMdc

@ConnieSchultz Fuck the “cool” Pope and anyone else who claims to speak for god

@DepressedG00ner @lytle_warren @TheLeoTerrell Heyooo

Did anyone learn anything from Sleepy Joe? Did I miss something? I consider myself a pretty smart guy.

A Big Oil exec told me I had a "misconception" about a special tax break polluters get that other businesses don't. So, after explaining the deduction to him, I offered to write it out of the tax code if that what he wants. Just let me know!

@kurtbardella That advertising revenue

So why the f*ck is he allowed to go on national television and achieve elevated status and relevance?

@TheGoodLiars No amount of shading is going to tone down that fivehead.

The rumors are true.

@PabstBlueRibbon Poop Butt Race My historical reaction to PBR. Will I make it?

There can be only ☝️

@limadeltaflies Somewhere on some shelf, a VHS of this actually exists.

@FlorkOfCows What a load of shit. The schmutz comes from the metal electrode. The current speeds up oxidization in the metal essentially casting off rust into the water. Run the bath once empty (w/o feet) and observe.

Soup

@clairecmc How many people voted for Trump, again?

He quit. Good riddance. Question is...how many more Tim Boyds are out there?

@Scott_Thought God help me if my 9 year suspects I’ve been playing the PS4.

My son found a chocolate wrapper this morning and started interrogating me about it. I realized my wife and I basically run an underground speakeasy from 8-11 every night and we’re trying not to get caught by our two toddler landlords.

@MysterySolvent Beards.

If Lindsey Graham were a store in the mall, what would it be called?

Donald Trump acquitted in impeachment trial #Echobox=1613249625" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">theguardian.com/us-news/2021/f…

@GuardianUS The GOP is made up of greedy cowards. They had an opportunity to redeem themselves, and history will remember their decision to acquit an American traitor.