🏴‍☠️Alberta James🏴‍☠️🖕

I need new saran wrap. Everytime I pull it out of the box, it's like a bunch of progressives and clings together for no reason.

@CoryBMorgan @elonmusk We can only hope.

@elonmusk Yes. But we may save Alberta

Canada is cooked

The President has lost his mind.

@stepupan @bettybloodclot Indians.

@bettybloodclot “Canadian Sikh Truck Drivers”.

More Canadians have died at the hands of Indian truck drivers Than at the hands of legal gun owners

@mark_slapinski It's so fucking true.

@toronto_morning Bullshit. Pure Bullshit.

Majority of Canadians open to joining EU, new poll suggests #torontomorning theglobeandmail.com/canada/article…

I studied journalism at the University of Toronto. One of the best schools in Canada (and the world). So, yes, I am a journalist.

Right-wing influencers in Canada are so pathetic. They blame Carney for things he's not responsible for while siding with Trump on literally every single issue. The worst part is their arguments aren't slightly convincing to anyone outside of their bubble.

We've entered the part of Poilievre's career where he treats his supporters like morons. Anyone with half a brain knows that Poilievre has no authority to negotiate a deal on behalf of Canada. Even if he could, Trump is not interested in one. He wants to make us the 51st state.

@jdkucharick @jmbprime He definitely doesn't.

@jmbprime You know wheat, canola, oats & barley aren’t picked by hand, right?

Premier Smith needs to talk to the farmers in the United States who are going bankrupt because they no longer have enough immigrants to pick their crops. Scapegoating immigrants for your own failures is pathetic.

@jmbprime Watching John effectively advocate for modern wage slavery is fantastic. The mask always slips for these assholes.

@OlenaRohoza @NorJo66 No

Can we get 5000 people to reply "I stand with Canada 🇨🇦"? Yes or No?

@PJ_Bateman @MorganLaidler I'm sure he does.

@MorganLaidler You can’t even decide which bathroom to use, sit down.

The only people stupider than MAGA are the Alberta separatists.

@jkenney Kenney is a federalist turd who never had the best interest of Albertans in mind.

🚨To rational Albertans who are contemplating voting for separation “to send Ottawa a message:”🚨 This👇 is the level of utter lunacy you would be endorsing. This kook is actually the principal leader of the separatist project. He characterizes a limited, conventional trade agreement with Canada’s second largest trading partner - an agreement endorsed by Premiers Smith & Moe - as the “(imposition) of Chinese Communism” on Canada.* And he endorses the imposition of 100% tariffs on all Canadian exports to the US, including Alberta energy, agricultural and other exports, which would be catastrophic for our economy. You might want to ask yourself: if this is how insane the separatist leadership is, what else are they wrong about? Coastal access, indigenous relations, investor confidence, real estate values, debt obligations, currency, defence, and on and on. Rath personifies the separatist project: reckless rage farming wedded to whacko conspiracy theories and economic illiteracy. Severely normal Albertans are smart, enterprising, self-confident. Yes, we want and demand a better deal in the federation. But we’re not going to be dupes for this kind of craziness.

@BradDirks @miket136 Do you suck your sister/wife's dick with that mouth? If inbred had a picture in the dictionary, it would definitely be your profile picture. You are one deliverance looking mother fucker.

@miket136 If you come on here with an anonymous, cowardly, Incel troll about/profile, you literally just underscore the points I make about your cult. You’re a bunch of fragile, ignorant losers. You’ve found a way to grift off of even dumber losers. You don’t like us Canadians, so leave!

“But Alberta won’t have a military when you separate” Meanwhile the latest Canadian Forces battle plan is literally to be defeated in two days. Alberta will be fine.

@PrivatePrickles @Gusinalberta @validmavericity All Gus does is flaps his gums. The senile old fuck probably can't even get out of bed. With his Parkinsons, he'll likely go the MAID route soon.

@Gusinalberta @validmavericity Try it.

The separatists that claim Alberta wants to separate are traitors. Time to treat them as such. They are banking on Canadian fairness. Time to fight back.

@Gusinalberta I guess you've leaned to live with that taste of your ass in your mouth after you've sucked carneys dick, eh.

Mario, I’m guessing at this point you’ve learned to live with the taste of trumps dick in your mouth?

@Gusinalberta Giver Gus. You're calling for it. Don't be a fucking chicken shit. Why ask someone else to take care of your TDS issues for you? Typical bitch ass liberal.

So who going to step up and be the hero the world needs America?

@Gusinalberta @andy88896404911 @Martyupnorth Do you suck your sister/wife's dick with that mouth, Gus? It's a rhetorical question.

@andy88896404911 @Martyupnorth You seem upset as usual dummy, why? Why are you constantly whining and crying, bitching and moaning like a beta cuck boi?

Alberta’s very own village idiot has thoughts. These are the thoughts of a coward that doesn’t have the backbone to fight for Canada. This idiot stands for nothing, he lives in his own delusional world , he’s a little dumber version of @Martyupnorth .

@Gusinalberta @Martyupnorth Don't call yourself a village idiot. We already know that Gus. No need to shout it out loud.