Kyle Gregory

@lady_valor_07 Me, multiple uncrustables a day as work snacks! Protein, filling… what more do you want?

WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES

@Jayfleeee @MetsRuinedJake The MLB media hypes the yankee prospects up so much to benefit them. They are able to trade meh prospects in packages because of the hype of them similar to the dodgers and it’s just nonsense. Obviously they have a few guys who have panned out but there is a trend.

@BushLeagueKyle @MetsRuinedJake Of course, not every player will become a star, but you forgot to mention the promising prospects like Judge, Rice, Wells, Schlitter, etc.

Was told he was a Mike Trout - Mickey Mantle hybrid. Now he can’t even break camp at 28 years old. Looks like I’m right again.

@Hoopss You go by rings it’s Russell, if you go by career statistics it’s LeBron, if you go by accolades it’s Jordan, if you go by the eye test it’s Jordan, if you go by evolution of the game it’s Jordan (or curry I’d entertain that). If you go by per game & analytical stats it Jordan.

you go by Rings, it’s LeBron. If you go by Stats, it’s LeBron. If you go by Accolades, it’s LeBron. If you go by Difficulty, it’s LeBron. If you go by Longevity, it’s LeBron. If you go by Versatility, it’s LeBron. If you go by Leadership, it’s LeBron. If you go by Dominance, it’s LeBron. If you mix all those things up, it’s LeBron James

@LoudOutside 30 months probation for that? The man should have gotten his moneys worth then! This generation of young men need this to be done to them more, bunch of punks.

Colorado CEO sentenced to 30 months probation after grabbing teen by the neck and slamming him to the floor after he threw water on his wife at In-N-Out burger

@truth_teller58 Bruh a lawyer taking this case should be disbarred how in the fuck are you actually going to tell a client that we have a good case here? Fuck this lady and this lawyer.

@CollinRugg But they want us to believe planes crashed into the world trade centers with steel 100,000x stronger than a fire truck and it made the whole thing crumble to the ground? 😅 Rightttttttt

NEW: New video footage captures the moment an Air Canada jet and a fire truck collided at New York’s LaGuardia Airport. Here is what we know: - The plane’s two pilots sadly died. - 41 passengers and crew members were taken to the hospital. - Audio from the air traffic tower suggests the controllers may have been distracted by an earlier incident at the airport, according to the New York Times. - Two officers in the fire truck were injured. - This is the first fatal accident at LaGuardia Airport since 1992. - Passenger Jack Cabot says: “The plane landed pretty hard, you heard a loud bang and suddenly everything was out of control. The plane was veering back and forth. No one was driving at that point.”

@ThrillaRilla369 I’d fucking kill them. Lol this is my god damn son you’re talking to!

Be truthful: would you remove someone from your house for being unkind to your pet? 🐶 🐱

@NFL @billyliucci @RapSheet lol WHY? The dude is Swift washed at this point.

Chiefs sign TE Travis Kelce to three-year, $54.7M deal. (via @RapSheet)

@NFL_DovKleiman I will never understand how these pro day workouts are impressive at all. No defense to read, no pass rush to get the clock ticking, this is me throwing to my son in the back yard. It’s NONSENSE!

Garrett Nussmeier is going to be really, really good. Effortless deep balls at his pro day 🎯

@BaseballWRLD_ Cade Cavalli finishes top 5 in NL cy young voting this season.

Drop your hottest take for the 2026 MLB season I’ll rate it on a scale of 1 to 10 based on how bold I think it actually is

@thekerukeion @TheJFreakinC Lmfao you’re a coward. Fuck our men in blue if they are corrupted ass pussies. The true patriots stand with Afro man. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

It is so wrong of him to mock our brave boys in blue just because they made a simple mistake. He shouldn’t be allowed to go unpunished for not showing respect to the proud policeman and women who keep our cities safe. He should be jailed for this or at the very least fined, unacceptable!

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet. Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages. So, like any reasonable rapper would do… He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them. And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of. And Afroman’s response? He dropped ANOTHER music video. In his own words: “Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.” They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like. And the best part? A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

@TheJFreakinC This man is an American icon! FUCK them bitch ass cops so glad he won.

@OsheaJacksonJr He’s a great actor. But that sinners movie was ass.

Boooooy here comes the Michael B Jordan wasn’t really all that good posts. Smfh. When yall hate on the man make sure you put Academy Award Winner before his name.

@AlTheBoss03 Joey Votto

Name a player — not named Derek Jeter or Cal Ripken Jr. — that you respect the most for staying loyal to one team for their entire career. In an era of constant movement, those guys are rare. Who’s your pick? 👇⚾ Bonus points if you watched them their whole career.

@Matt_Pinner Idk but I’m making sure all the fridge magnets are put away.

Please Be honest!! Your daughter brings him home for Thanksgiving Dinner. How do you greet him 🤔

@CurttiMagurtti This might be my favorite all time thread of tweets hahaha I’m sitting here rolling 😂😂😂

first thing in doing is scooting them shrimp tf off my plate. then we can eat

Without saying anything… how long have you been playing video games? Reply with a GIF.

@TheBrohioan She’s gotta be like 20 years older than Joe right? 😅

My god what a massive W by Joey B.

As a USC fan this pisses me off! USC was so god damn good that the SEC did everything in their power to get us exposed over the Reggie bush payments. Pushed to give us the “death penalty” and set us back decades. All while paying their players themselves. 🖕Absolute BULLSHIT.