@Davo0820 @ScottAdamsSays @ThankElon Oh my sweet boy David, you know what, I will give you the last word. Go ahead and I won’t respond next time. I know you need this more than I do. Take care
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A Biz-Savvy Feline
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A Biz-Savvy Feline
@Business_Cat
How do you do? My name is Mr. Scrambles and I am a consummate businesscat. I take my job and other pursuits very seriously, and HOLY SHIT ITS THE VACUUM, RUN!
New York, NY Katılım Mart 2011
11 Takip Edilen4 Takipçiler
You need to be a complete moron to believe Musk gave a Hitler salute.
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg
NEW: Comedian Bill Burr compares Elon Musk to Adolf Hitler and wonders why the armed services aren't trying to stop him like they did with Hitler. This man has completely lost it. "What I don’t get is the amount of veterans, people in the armed services, that d*ed to stop Hitler and then this guy comes in..." "And does that while being an immigrant too." "You know, America love it or leave it and then this guy comes in and gives a shout-out to Hitler. Makes no sense at all."
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@Business_Cat @ScottAdamsSays @ThankElon With statements like yours, no one has to act smarter than you. It’s a given..
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@ScottAdamsSays @ThankElon Your entire persona is based on acting like you’re smarter than everyone else (except Trump, your savior), it’s pathetic.
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Kathy, can you take notes, I’m just riffing here. Kitten CaNoodle, a cat themed gentleman’s club that serves ramen. Slogan: Come for the pussy, stay for the noodles. Jacket required.
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Team, don’t go into the bathroom. There’s an imposter behind the sink that looks and acts exactly like me. Stay vigilant.
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Note to self: Knock the new hire's desk contents onto the floor to establish dominance. Maintain eye contact until the task is complete.
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Kathy, what am I supposed to do with this can of tuna without a can opener? You're on thin ice, get back to work.
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Carl, you're an inspiration to us all. Keep it up. i.imgur.com/OK24Ahd.jpg
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@hnybnchsofHotz Please send me the CV of the gentlecat pictured above. He looks like a hard worker and we're hiring.
Kind Regards,
Scrambles
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Risqué pictures of me have surfaced on the internet, and I am mortified. I knew this iCloud thing was a bad idea. i.imgur.com/1UcjOXP.jpg
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Team, please be advised: theft will not be tolerated in this office. The mouse I put in the fridge was clearly labeled "Scrambles" Not cool.
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What a strange walk to the office this morning...it's like everyone was avoiding me or something.
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Sprinkles, I'm sending you to rehab. First it was the catnip, now this... Get help son, and then get back to work.
i.imgur.com/E7rsT.jpg
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I'd like to thank Felix for making this outstanding motivational video. Managers, make sure your subordinates see this i.imgur.com/YVXDF.gif
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