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@HenpeckedHal So the favorite child contest isn't even close

wife: I’m baaaaack! me: welcome home! daughter: we missed you! son: dad got a $143 parking ticket!

@RoguePOTUSStaff @nicksortor I'm sure they'll be quick to fund mental health for those who need it. Right?

@nicksortor Now that it's been revealed that it was a man with a history of mental illness and delusions, are you going to experience even the slightest bit of shame? Probably not. You lack the moral compass.

🚨 BREAKING: A gunman fired at the White House MULTIPLE times with a firearm, causing US Secret Service to RETURN FIRE, per Fox The gunman has been TAKEN DOWN, after being SHOT, Fox reports Yet ANOTHER gunman trying to get at President Trump. ABSOLUTELY INSANE.

@memechaotic But when I draw on the wall everybody yells?!? -- my kid

Man spends over 3 years doodling on every surface in his house.

Billionaires are always like, “Raising taxes on billionaires won’t work because we’ll be huge fucking bitches about it.”

Why don’t they just make the phones out of the phone case material.

@Restrictfootage Was he skipping?

Karma comes around sometimes

@memechaotic Is he using metal on a nonstick pan?

It's reusable this way.

@huntigula Which thing would you like to see fixed. Books or TV?

AI sucks and should not be used to replace artists….but maybe we use it to fix game of thrones before throwing it out. just like one thing then we’re done…

@APompliano Create jobs. Isn't that what they're supposed to do with all that money?

The Fed is frozen in time. They aren't cutting rates and they aren't raising them. Meanwhile, investors around the world are trying to figure out what they should do with their capital...

@joeybagovdonuts Tartar sauce

@lordratsquirt So not the RFK JR thing then

I thought a “cock doula” was a birthing assistant whose whole job is punching the dad in the groin for pain management.

@AndyDonovan64 @proudliberalz2 @Cheezydork74 So... Light up the room?

Why did this remind me of you two @proudliberalz2 and @Cheezydork74 😂

@MikeNellis We need to impose a mandatory retirement age of 70 for all politicians and jurists. It would solve so many problems it's hard to state them in a tweet

It should really be a bigger story that a Republican member of Congress is missing, and nobody knows where the hell he is.

When a service dog booked the seat in front of you.. 😊

@RoguePOTUSStaff @RpsAgainstTrump Weird too

@RpsAgainstTrump If Democrats want to win in 2028, they should constantly call this entire administration stupid the entire campaign.

JD Vance: "I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents" (2025)

@RoguePOTUSStaff We're going to relearn a lot because vaccination is so effective

During the Revolutionary War Gen. Washington mandated soldier inoculations to prevent disease from depleting readiness. In WWI, the mandate for short cropped hair and shaven faces emerged to control lice and facilitate gas masks. But this asshat thinks he knows better.

@KingCountyMetro Here's what route 17 is showing in back

@ButHereWeR We are not sure. There might be something wrong with that sign. Please let the driver know or let us know the 4 digit coach number.

@KingCountyMetro why does the internal information sign on buses sometimes say "mid 113"?

@netflix you should apply AI to older TV shows and Movies to improve the images. Seinfeld is barely watchable on a bigger, modern TV

@RoguePOTUSStaff @RpsAgainstTrump I hear that injecting bleach does wonders

@RpsAgainstTrump Yep, just another day at the office. His kids treat this crap like it's just a bunch of normal dad joke type eccentricity. Really, he's just that stupid, and there's no fixing it.

Dr. Oz: Trump argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass, if poured on grass, and therefore it kills cancer cells inside the body