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MACGYVER'S WIFE: it's too late for that. Just stop MACGYVER: [sobbing uncontrollably trying to fix their marriage w/ string & a paper clip]

President Trump didn't start a war in Iran. He is cleaning up the mess of Obama, Biden, and every other President who has failed.

@marcorubio you are lying

april fool’s day 10 years ago: uh oh! we’re wendy’s and all of our burgers are triangles now! tee hee april fool’s day now: ronald mcdonald was on the island and burger king has footage to prove it

@JackPosobiec jack pussybitch proving once again he is stupid as fuck

I will ask this again: Was Ketanji Brown Jackson a legally-commissioned Supreme Court Justice if the person who appointed her lacked mental capacity?

Birthright citizenship for illegal aliens has no basis in the Constitution. I hope that the Supreme Court rules in favor of ending this abusive practice.

@BeingJWood dunning kruger

How do Trump supporters keep from feeling like total fools?

@ClayTravis sure. it’s in the constitution. you’re welcome

An American citizen’s baby can’t become a Chinese citizen by being born on the soil of China. Can anyone explain why a Chinese citizen’s baby should be able to become an American citizen by being born on the soil here? It’s absolute insanity.

The single most radicalizing moment of my life was watching Democrats from the balcony of the State of the Union refuse to stand for Iryna Zarutska's mother, seated 15 feet away from me. Now they're tearing down her murals. They never cared about immigrants, it was all a lie.

@UsingLyft that’s just bc you’re stupid

Gas could be $8/gallon and we could go to war for 3 years I’m still voting against the infinity immigrants party who want to turn America into Hondurastan.

@MattWalshBlog I finally agree with you

Trump fans are intellectual empty vessels ready to adopt whatever position Trump just took, and then abandon it as soon as he does.

You don't get another George Floyd, you don't get another COVID, you don't get another Crossfire Hurricane, you don't get another BLM, and you don't get another 2020 election. The reason for the chaos is that we're getting very close to the truth, and the truth is that the Democrat Party is the biggest criminal organization in the world.

@RealJamesWoods I see the maga morons are blaming everything on Obama again 😂

He is the Islamic Trojan Horse.

@SenRickScott nah

Bring the Senate back. ELIMINATE the filibuster. FUND DHS and pass the SAVE AMERICA ACT!

Trump's Iran Downfall

@Hunter_Eagleman omg so funny

A FULL list of what was accomplished by the “No Kings” protesters… 🚨

@SpeakerJohnson liar

Democrats have now caused the LONGEST shutdown in history — REFUSING to fund Homeland Security and BLOCKING paychecks for TSA agents, FEMA, border patrol support staff, and other brave law enforcement. …All because they would rather reopen our border and protect criminal illegal aliens than keep Americans safe! The House has voted to fully fund @DHSgov **FOUR times**— but Chuck Schumer wants to pick and choose which law enforcement officers can get their paycheck. It's OUTRAGEOUS and unfair.  Their RECKLESS obsession with criminal illegal aliens hurts every American and puts our national security at risk. @HouseGOP will continue to stand for law and order.

@RepLuna I see you’ve received new Russian propaganda from your handlers!

With the latest revelations from ODNI we now know the truth: Democrats never wanted to stop the war in Ukraine because they have been using the war as a money laundering scheme to kick back billions in American tax dollars to fund their operations. This may be the greatest, most corrupt scandal in American history.

@WHITkneeBEST @itsdeaann @TONYxTWO

@itsdeaann @TONYxTWO He’ll grow up with his penis Atleast, now brainwashing kids to mutilate their bodies is where I “feel bad” 🙄

Kids yell “Go Trump” at No Kings protesters Love it!! 😭🔥

“The United States of America is in serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME to end our Military Operations in Iran.” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@RepClayHiggins just on here admitting MAGA’s nefarious fascist plans

Media: “Congressman Higgins, you’re a MAGA Republican, so why did you say that the No Kings rallies were a success?” Me: “Because we were carefully observing Ma’am. Liberals gathered predictably, weather cooperated, crowds were thin but they tended to linger and pose… it was pretty much a flawless operation. We have millions of digital images, billions of identifying data points. Height, weight, shoe size, tattoos, gait… all of it. AI eats that stuff. Success.”