Butt Crusticles

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@whatdoesphmean Gurp

Just invented this animal what should i name it

@CobsonsTopGuy_7 I don't spread other men

Spread me to TikTok and Instagram reels

Just watched two devious characters twirl their mustaches perfectly synchronized on the subway

@LittleLateOG is that good or bad?

gaytwt found the bicep picture

@Ballinhighprice @CrustvilleTimes They're actually swiss BUT BROTHER HELL YEAH 🔥🔥🔥

@CrustvilleTimes CRUSTPHOBIC FRENCHIES DESERVE THEIR HEADS ON PIKES

@peacock05996483 If they don't let us we'll just make our own

@Butt_Crusticles Butt Crusticles, will Crustville participate in the 2030 World Cup?

Legalize farting out yo bootyhole nasty style ✊🏿👨🏿‍🦲

@MarvolSpiderMan sure bro whatever you say

Okay I didn't think I'd have to say this but no, the web fluid in my shooters are not semen. They're my patented web fluid... *Sigh* no it's not cum

@dstoevskicrsder @CobsonsTopGuy_7 *runs out of arguments* *proceeds to insult foreign religion*

@CobsonsTopGuy_7 *runs out of arguments* *proceeds to insult foreign religion*

@LittleLateOG Accepted!

@Butt_Crusticles You should make me the Cheif Executive Officer of Big Gae Affairs

As per his demands, Gary is officially sub-mayor of Homelessland, I had to cave sorry...

New idea: Adult diapers for babies

@CobsonsTopGuy_7 I was there when this happened

I've just been informed that Gary The Hobo has taken over our Crackhouse Neighborhood, also known as Homelessland, and is on his way to my domicile alongside an angry mob. I Sure hope nothing bad happens to me!

@fingle49954 good for you!

@Butt_Crusticles I’ve put a pebble in my ass and it came out bloody and I accidentally flushed it down the toilet

Top ten things I've shoved up my ass: 10. Thumb 9. Blow 8. Celery 7. pinecones 6. plunger 5. tennis racket 4. harry potter books (all 7) 3. chinese dish set 2. toaster 1. lawnmower

@NonnaTomato 7 individual books

@Butt_Crusticles Is it like a 7-1 mega book or like 7 individual books, it’s very important and will change how I view you

@KendihLama no problem Mr. President

@Butt_Crusticles appreciated

Dear Netanyahu, Pls give me a hit tweet Thanks - Love, Kendih

@ChibiReviews HEARTWARMING: Pedophile's brother turns into a chair

Sadly this is considered a Hot Take nowadays