The Crustville Times

Our live broadcast of the Weekly Recap show will continue it's temporary hiatus for the foreseeable future, as our tyrannical government continues it's attempts to silence us.

BREAKING NEWS: Supreme Leader Crusticles eats dirt and bugs with sticks

A message from Terrance Newsmann...

BREAKING NEWS: Last week, Supreme Leader Crusticles sent military forces to our hideout in east Crustville to detain and falsely prosecute Terrance Newsmann. Due to this fact last week's episode of weekly recap was unable to air.

@kendihLama @Butt_Crusticles Mr. Crusticles' wrongdoings have been extensively documented throughout our catalogue of articles

@CrustvilleTimes Vice President @Butt_Crusticles Hasn't done anything bad to Kentropolis yet that I know of. This must be some kind of propaganda because he doesn't seem all that controversial 🤔

Butt Crusticles releases his, and his Head Advisor's Passports amid document release

@Butt_Crusticles This is unbelievable!

If you see this man, report him to your local officers. He runs the FAKE NEWS account @CrustvilleTimes, which directly violates section VI, article 30, of the Crustville Constitution. The individual who turns him in to law enforcement will recieve a sum of 2.000.000 Crusticoins.

Outrageous!

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: 🚨 Butt Crusticles has a Tummy Ache.

@XploshsAlt Ok