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hoping all the groovy people will find me again

That was your life (flatly)

@JPLFR80 may get your sister to stay with you a while in case you have a concussion?

The lip is bleeding because I bit it, for some reason

OK, so I did fall off the scooter a little bit and hit my head. Scratched the goggles and the helmet and messed up the handlebars a little bit, so I can't ride back home. The sister will be coming to the rescue

who the hell is that, she says walking past the mirror

Might lock my account to give the impression that there are shenanigans going on.

The connection that rewires your brain

This week I learned I’m actually very good in a crisis because when we found an owl caught in the soccer net everyone was like oh no while takin pictures & I was like go get me some fuckin scissors you fuckin idiots

@GrianEgan mine are just starting to sprout out of the ground. our season starts so late!

thought you might like my view

the high school students who park at the bottom of my road are insufferable again. why the neighbours down there aren't weaponizing their garden hoses is beyond me

Which Canadian lost their Goose? They just asked for asylum at tje Sanctuary

i'm still here, just really tiny.

turns out a little dorky is a lot of sexy

We’re being awkward and horny later if you wanna join

*something good happens* this too shall pass.

@jeanisalunatic it's crazy. but it's also a little like a treasure hunt, looking for the alts of all our friendos

@ButterCush Elon has effectively doubled the number of non verified accounts 😂😂💀

same, girl. same.

too alien for earth too human for outer space

Twitter announces that only verified users are allowed to use vowels and also the like button now will discharge a small electrical shock

@Butters96599844 hi Butters!

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