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Neil Innes has gone. As a Python-obsessed teen I saw him at Darlington Arts Centre & missed my bus home to catch his brilliance. I used to record ‘The Innes Book of Records’ on C-60s & marvel at his talent. I still hum ‘I like Cezanne, says Anne’. Sweet dreams, sweet idiot.

So farewell then, Neil Innes, creator of the best Elton John pastiche ever. youtube.com/watch?v=lplGAi…

@Jimbobaroo Same. Night x

See you all in 2025. Night.

Let me be gracious. All the people celebrating now are the most entitled, embittered, sneering nasty selfish racist foul fuckwits. I’d still rather be with the decent people, however gutted they are, than be you for a second.

Fucking country.

I might be in a flaming mood. And it may not improve, ever.

I promised @UKLabour would run the biggest people powered campaign our country has ever seen. And you, our members and supporters, have done just that. You're the heart of our party, and you have campaigned tirelessly to win so we can a build a fairer country. I thank you all.

You know what I hate? I hate having to bite my tongue and be polite to not alienate people who say "I don't like Corbyn but I'll vote Labour anyway." You are, with all respect, fuckwits who can't see integrity and decency and courage when it's as plain as the nose on your face.

a non-Jewish Tory just told me that, as a Jew, I "should know better than to vote Labour" - to be absolutely unambiguous: that is an antisemitic thing to say

DON’T RETWEET THE TORY BERXIT TWEET. YES IT HAS A TYPO. IT’S DELIBERATE. THEY’RE USING YOU FOR EXPOSURE

I'm 63 & I voted Labour again today. Definitely part of #OldQuake now. It goes back a long way. I met a bloke in Haringey in the 1970s who had a very good beard. He said his name was Jeremy. We agreed about socialism but not how to get it but for tonight I really hope he's right

“They will throw abuse at all of us. I urge you, keep your eyes on the prize – a Labour government dedicated to the redistribution of power & wealth” – @jeremycorbyn at this year’s @DurhamGala. The prize is in sight. You can make the difference. Get out there today & #VoteLabour

We have RATTLED the PM. Now Let's *BEAT* him! The man has been seen more times in our constituency in the past week, than he has in the past 4 years. We have ONE HOUR to boot @BorisJohnson out of British politics! Final push, let's bring it home! 🌹 #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip

Boris Johnson has rushed to his constituency in a last minute panic. HE CAN BE BEATEN!!! #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip, tonight, you can be the heroes this country needs. If you haven't voted, please pop out & put your 'X' next Labour's Ali Milani. He is only 1% behind! #UKElection

The power of the people is much stronger than the people in power. You have 1 hour left to change history. #VoteLabourToday

DOMINIC RAAB IS PREGNANT OFF OF THERESA MAY

I’m hearing students with foreign or northern accents being turned away from polling stations. YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR POLLING CARD TO VOTE. They are not supposed to send you away. If you are sent away, STAND YOUR GROUND.