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I wish my heart would allow me to talk to some people the way they talk to me.

y'all ever lost your PHONE in a blanket and sent that bitch flying 😭😂

So @Uber_Canada what happened to having someone reach out to me after your driver almost running over my grandmother and refusing the ride because she was elderly and is handicapped???? Its been 3 days I’m still waiting to hear from somebody as you guys mentioned I would.

Dawg dem never wah this happen

I love being Jamaican!!!! 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

When I tell people I speak two languages I will refer them to this clip.

I can't wait to hear "can i see your passport and boarding pass"

in Canada, you mainly live at work and visit your house 😭

I rather work for the shit I want before asking for a handout

staying alone is so crązy...you go home, shower, eat, use your phone, and stay silent until you talk to someone at work the next day

I’ve officially reached the life phase where I randomly whisper, “Thank you, Lord,” throughout the day. 😂

“Suh yuh good doe” - A conversation concluder

Uber needs a "how did it smell?" option because it is getting ridiculous.😭😭🤚🏾

me relaxing after i said “hold on” and hung up the phone

if a tiktok got you laughing, the comment section gonna have you gasping for air

I use Apple Pay for everything. My card is somewhere living its own life.

Deciding which tik toks to send to which friends based on their humour and unhinged level is a job I take very seriously

I cant act like I aint blessed. When im living in so many prayers!

Ts might be on of the greatest tweets of all time

Ngl, yall couldn’t tell me shit about 2009 Drake