calli cat 🌴🐈

idgaf this summer my chubby belly, saggy tits, & big ol bush will be out

NFL teams tier list based on how much I like them

@StevenRiseNYC @DirtyDrizzy @sweet_glutes

@DirtyDrizzy @sweet_glutes @CALLlCAT

Just found out some really bad news 😞 my buddy @StevenRiseNYC is a JETS fan 💀 💐 I shed a few tears for him myself 😢 Everybody cheer him up by voting him Best Male Streamer at XMA.show/voting 🗳️✨ I’ve got my 6 rings here in New England, so let this man shine! 🏆 @XBIZ #XMA #PatsNation

good morning ☀️

@ProfessorBLove I’m not sure! I think I like it, we need a WR. and if they can finagle it to free up cap space i’ll be happy

@CALLlCAT how do you feel about trading the 2nd round pick for DJ Moore?

How it feels doing normal activities on Sundays now that football season is over

the "sensitive" child to "difficult and dramatic teenager" to autistic adult pipeline.

@BZeches thank you!!!

@CALLlCAT You look so good! So happy for you!

happy valentine’s day! 💗

@BApplebelly omg 😍

@tayylorrmaee Cute! i got an angel & devil today too!

went hard with the friday the 13th tattoos today

read more books. not because it’s productive. not because it’s aesthetic. but because it rewires your brain. every good book upgrades your mental firmware. you start seeing patterns others miss. you start connecting disciplines. you start thinking. books are the ultimate leverage. cheap to get. infinite in return. read more books; that’s how you actually get smart.

went to Kura Revolving Sushi for their Hello Kitty collab last night!!! hello kitty shrimp donut & cinnamoroll’s jelly parfait ☁️ we ate so much we won too magnets! 🥰

Yes, a cashier at McDonalds SHOULD be able to afford rent, groceries, & bills on just that 1 paycheque alone. THAT'S WHAT JOBS ARE FOR.

the photo, the display name 👩🏼‍🍳💋

after being on twitter all morning… genuinely- is there anything good going on in the world?

this is… this is dumb

LFG