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Shout out @sonyasupposedly for including me in her zine! A bunch of copies were waiting for me when I got back from vacation. A really fun thing to come home to!

@NickTroiano Yeah totally same thing

Jake is basically doing the thing Dems said they wished Rs would do about Trump for years — put country over party and political power. (It’s more than the tattoo; Platner all but said Dems should ignore the VA Supreme Court.) And the responses from many Dems underscores how both parties are susceptible to justifying the unjustifiable, reinforced by broken incentives. Can’t say Washington didn’t warn us…

@logano22fortheW @Rachel__Nichols Do Trump next

@Rachel__Nichols He has bigger issues than a basketball team. I’m guessing he isn’t intelligent enough to realize that. Reminds me of the governor from CA

The Mayor of NYC…

@JakeAuch Speaking of primaries, when is yours?

Susan Collins is a rubber stamp for the worst admin in history. Claims that I would endorse her, implicitly or otherwise, ignore my track record supporting Democrats to take back both chambers. As I said months ago, I find Platner's Nazi tattoo and his commentary about it personally disqualifying. If it were me I'd vote for someone else in the Maine Democratic primary. Regardless of what happens in Maine, Democrats need to take back the Senate and I'll keep working hard to make it happen.

I went on a super niche podcast about Miami Dolphins sports cards to talk about the 1969 Topps Karl Noonan card, that I love specifically because it has one of the most cursed photos I have ever seen on a trading card. youtube.com/watch?v=b2Eu6c…

Street photos I took 25+ years ago.

@LeyaFalcon So when you first start you take 20g for 5 days and then go down to 3-5g after that. Otherwise it takes several weeks to build up in your system. But if you’ve been taking it for a while you should be fine. Id just give it at least two months and see where you are after that.

@drivenbyboredom Also have no clue what a ramp up is.

Started taking creatine a few weeks ago cuz I heard it helps grow muscles but it seems to be making me retain water idk if I should continue and see if it goes away or just stop

@LeyaFalcon Also how much are you taking a day and did you do the 5 day ramp up at the beginning?

@LeyaFalcon Just keep it up. I am way more muscly than I was last time I saw you, but I don’t know how much of that is creatine vs adding more protein since I started both at once.

@LeyaFalcon I used to take it in the 90s when I played football and I started taking it again recently and I think it’s made a big difference honestly.

@drivenbyboredom Well that’s stupid. I’ll finish this bottle of supplements and probably stop after that cuz I already retain enough damn water 😂😂😂

@WUTangKids No one would let them near a high school

Are these those MAGA alpha males they’re always talking about?

@waba01 @MWpatriot01 @Wallaby This quote is like the single most impactful thing that has happened to our country in my lifetime.

@MWpatriot01 @Wallaby “The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.” Was stated by McConnell on October 23, 2010. So you’re incorrect.

A reminder that Bill Clinton did not have a balanced budget until the Republicans took over Congress under Newt Gingrich.

@parttimesloth Forever

@drivenbyboredom It is my duty, as a Dolphins fan, to wish nothing but horrible things for the Jets.

I will be a fairweather WIzards fan til the day I die, but I am very much rooting for the Knicks for all my Knicks fan friends. Always good to see NYC winning as long as it's not the Jets.

Both my grandfather's served in WWII. My mom's dad was a doctor and served as a medic in the Pacific on a ship and despite earning a Purple Heart from some shrapnel the most impactful thing about the war for him was meeting my grandmother when he was on leave in San Francisco where she was working as a secretary. My dad's father on the other hand was a true war hero. He was dirt poor with no education and a literal child when he was sent to fight on the front lines in Europe. He was awarded a Silver Star for rescuing his injured commanding officer behind enemy lines. He came home and had my father when he was just 18 and then spent the next thirty years trying to drink himself to death, eventually succeeding when he was just 49. Anyway, happy Memorial Day, fuck war forever.

@mcuban @AbdulElSayed You nationalize them.

@AbdulElSayed What happens when the highest quality providers opt out of M4A ?

Medicare for All means no premium, no co-pay, no deductible. Doesn't matter if you get a job, lose a job, turn 26, turn 65, get married, get divorce — it is there for you.

@CrixHQ @KatiePavlich lol

@KatiePavlich So basically you’re saying the panic merchants can calm down. Trump is delivering results for the American people 🇺🇸

From a senior administration official re: Iran: - This MOU framework gives us 60 days to reach final deal points that will deliver on President Trump's priorities and ensure the United States and the region are safer and more prosperous going forward. - The president has consistently said the Iranians cannot have a nuclear weapon. This MOU commits them to that. - It commits the Iranians to giving up the nuclear dust and working out the mechanism for that will be part of us talking with the Iranians over the next 60 days. - It gets the Strait of Hormuz de-mined and back open for business. - It brings relief to American families at the pump. The President fought this war to protect American security and American prosperity, and this MOU delivers on both. - The important part of how this is structured is, if Iran doesn't perform, they don't get anything. No dust? No dollars. As the Strait opens, the blockade loosens proportionately. This is "trust but verify" on steroids. - Unlike past agreements where America paid Iran upfront and hoped they'd comply, this MOU is structured so Iran gets nothing until they deliver. That's the difference between a dealmaker and a hostage payer. - The region is uniting behind the United States under President Trump's leadership. There's no way this could have happened without the entire region uniting behind it. - As a result, we're on a path for this to be the President's second time reshaping the Middle East. It started with the Abraham Accords, this is the Abraham Accords Plus. Everyone's talking now. More economic normalization agreements are possible. This could be just the beginning. - The MOU ensures we and our allies -- and the Iranians and their proxies -- cease fighting across the region. It also guarantees Israel's right to act against imminent threats. They, as we all do, have a right to self defense. - President Trump has been a master of expanding optionality throughout this process. And now there are unlimited options for the region to spread peace and prosperity like never before.

I haven't posted a nude on the timeline in 12 days and I am really sorry about that.

For some reason the best photo I took on vacation was of a basic ass mourning dove who just happened to look like one of those pigeons from Animaniacs.