CANADALEK (@[email protected])

Maybe... just maybe...this is a good place to leave it. The last best Tweet. The punchline, we were all working towards all these years. We can hang it on the wall and ponder it. Short, funny, wise. The best of what Twitter was, and what it could have been.

@Scribulatora to be fair, fawning over pop stars has traditional been s3en as Provincial jurisdiction.

So Trudeau has now joined in on the “please come to Canada, Taylor Swift” ride? Lordy. How embarrassing.

@kickitupanacho 1.5

What is the record for most birds killed with one stone?

@woodmally1979 this is so nerdy I'm going to explode. i love it.

Congratulations to Bill Nye on getting married. And you may be familiar with the celebrant.

@whitbywino great question. Davros! They're are so many more ads now than their used to be.

yep... that'll do it

@KobaltJew nice? i meant nice, it's very hard to operate a small text interface using a plunger and a egg whisk.

@Nash076 @KobaltJew but sometimes, it is. clearly, the vast majority of users don't want it.aybe they think it's too complicated. but also, half the people out here didn't exist in usenet times, so they don't know really. maybe it's time to try again.

@KobaltJew tenforward.social was mice last time I checked...hmm, wonder if i locked up the bar

Today is #CanadaDay. It is required for you to submit to our reasonable, democratic, socialist approach for just one day. So donate to a charity, call a friend and ask them how they are, and then go to the park and BBQ some meat, or sustainable vegetarian equivalent. #ocanada eh!

how are all my relentless killing machines and eldritch horrors doing?

you know, i fucking miss twitter...

@JeffreyM_PhD @DNAkendra well it's an average, so for a smaller and smaller group this might be true, but the rest are paying for it.

Rt everytime this shows up. American exceptionalism only in burning money for worse outcomes.

@Emily_Rosina hopefully it's not just on twitter? have a parrallel toot-along?

Would people be up for this? 🍊 #DidYouMissMe

@gamespite @0urJohnAdams Your nephew, sir, is a genius.

@Carbarstar @SophiePayne23 @ShelfNerds This makes the OP's original failure even more clear.

@Carbarstar @SophiePayne23 @ShelfNerds I stand corrected.

I have failed THE LeVar Burton. 😭 And I love Geordi. His friendship with Data is my first true model of friendship on TV.

og, i really want to quit twitter but i somehow just discovered medical idol twitter and I'm addicted. no really I love it, the energy, the randonmness, the hyper inyelligent putdowns, the pokemon fact drops, the unrequited love, im here for all of i5

amazing Truth here