Fuck Elon

@tequilaislife69 @nbcsnl But her emails, but Biden, but Obama, is a hoax is a hoax, bla bla bla.. Whatever let you sleep at night.

@nbcsnl What part of the show did they make fun of Tim Walz and the Somali fraud?

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth fields questions from the press

@the_irv_m_ @DiscussingFilm Says a guy who obviously has never watched the show

@DiscussingFilm They're just full steam ahead set on ruining South Park.

First look at the Halloween episode for ‘SOUTH PARK’ The episode follows The White House dealing with a disruptive spirit from the east wing while Stan worries that South Park has become too political.

Check out Zohran Mamdani's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8D6b4Sp/

#BREAKING - Delta Airlines has announced that, in anticipation of the upcoming Rapture, at least one pilot on every flight will be a raging heathen. “We are committed to getting every passenger who hasn’t been welcomed into the hands of God safely to their destination.”

Society Wednesday morning after the evangelicals disappear in the Rapture Tuesday

Who’s gonna do a Rapture prank?

@robertliefeld You just realized most people are about to leave work on a Tuesday at 5pm, talk about being disconnected from reality. And to go and generalize everything based on your dataset of 1 is literally hilarious.

This was the 5pm Fantastic Four screening at my IMAX. I can tell you why there is very little repeat biz on this film. It’s impossibly dull & boring.

I will NOT be supporting Wukong on Xbox Series XIS. The game is now releasing 365 days to the date after Playstation. It was clearly a timed exclusivity deal, they lied about it and had the audacity to blame the Series S. No fam. Might as well drop it on Game Pass.

@Asapteejo @CultureCrave Leslie Nielsen was not a comedian, that's is exactly why the movies worked

@CultureCrave Wait, Liam Neeson in a comedy? Guess he's trading in ‘Taken’ for ‘Shaken, not stirred.’ 😹😹

First trailer for #TheNakedGun reboot starring Liam Neeson In theaters August 1

@EDubForFreedom @Joey0614_ @GovTimWalz Let me guess, you believe everything Trump spouts, but think everyone is lying.

@Joey0614_ @GovTimWalz Walz has a tendency to lie. The entire DFL has the tendency to be dishonest. When they come out behind something or someone it’s automatic suspicion now. Unfortunately they earned every bit of distrust.

I’ve ordered Minnesota’s flags to fly at half-staff as we mourn the loss of Red Lake Nation Tribal Officer Jesse Branch, who was killed on duty in a tragic car crash this morning. Gwen and I send our deepest sympathies to his family, friends, and community.

@ryangrim They are correct, people can't read and people are stupid, they will become richer and people's lives will be worse however those people whose life will be made difficult will continue to defend them and will fight to the bitter end to make sure it stays that way.

This is a test for MAGA types and the populist right to see whether they allow themselves to be lied to flagrantly by elites trying to manipulate them. The CFPB put out a legitimately good rule that went after banks over debanking users based on political views. Yes, a populist left wing CFPB head stood up for the rights of conservatives. Now VCs and Musk who don’t like the CFPB for other reasons are straight up lying to whip people into a frenzy and defang the CFPB. The message: they think you are stupid and can’t read and are going to make your life worse in order to enrich themselves.

@stengel Don't matter they don't care, this is the American we live in now.

Trump is the first president-elect ever to not sign an agreement that makes transition donations public. That means no one knows who is contributing to his transition, and how much, and it also allows foreign donations. I don't believe even Trump supporters think this is a good idea. nytimes.com/2024/11/24/us/…

@Mepsopti11 @MichaelSteele Say good bye to the little that was being taught

Oh oh. Somebody just got word…

@theory_dance @joncoopertweets You know who else was a private citizen.. Hunter Biden and his pictures were even shown in Congress, I imagine all the people who suddenly can see the difference didn't care. That's the problem with these people.

@joncoopertweets No. It’s not “whistle blowing” to leak a private citizens tax documentation.

The IRS whistleblower who leaked Trump’s tax records is about to be sent to prison for five years. Who thinks President Biden should pardon him before he leaves office?

@XRedKeksMatterX @joncoopertweets A lot of empty red space there. Funny how based on your map even there states where democrats won voted Repúblican.

I can’t be friends with ANYONE who voted for Trump this time. No exceptions. I don’t care what their lame excuse was. Who else feels the same way?

@Marsupial_Gamer @AnaKasparian Yes, it is still a mostly a right wing thing, and outlier does not change that fact

@AnaKasparian Still think cancel culture is a right-wing phenomenon? 🤔

This is so pathetic. Canceling Ben because he went on Rogan to promote *his* ideas is total loser behavior.

@mjfree They are fucking weird

BREAKING: Trump Supporter MOONS Waltz supporters outside of CBS studios in NYC ahead of Vance / Waltz debate tonight. Who the fuck MOONS people anymore??? x.com/ScooterCasterN…

@LadyDrummer111 @TheUSASingers Wait! That wasn't sarcasm.

He probably did give money secretly. He doesn’t boast with trumpets his acts of kindness.

Why did Trump need to start a GoFundMe to raise money for hurricane victims? Isn’t he supposed to be a billionaire? Can’t he just give them 10 million bucks?

@harris_wins He may be right when you think about the people who vote for him. He is definitely talking to his voters.

BREAKING: In a senile moment, Donald Trump just claimed that most people don’t know what a phone app is. Retweet so all Americans see how stupid and old Trump is.

@jencarnacion13 @DiarioLibre Disculpa.. "ESOS" Dominicanos, no todos somos iguales. Por favor no incluyas a la gran mayoría con esos ridículos.

@DiarioLibre El dominicano es un inmigrante que después de hacerse ciudadano se convierte en Anti-inmigrante. Llegamos en yola , polizonte , falsificamos documentos, nos casamos por negocios , fronteras con Mexico , machetazo a un pasaporte, etc . Así somos.

🇺🇸 | #DiarioLibreUSA | Con pancartas y gritos, los que se dieron cita mostraron su apoyo al candidato republicano 🔗ow.ly/CsNm50TsHtU #DiarioLibre #Noticias #Manhattan #Trump #SammyRavelo