Christopher Ashman

the year is 2024. there are no more ideas. no more content. there is only reaction. reaction to all that came before. we no longer watch the lion king... only logan paul watching the lion king... 'simba needs gains.' 'i could beat up mufasa.' 'buy my sports drink.'

doctor: we had to remove your appendix JRR Tolkien: but that's where I explain why elves hate dwarves

@KateLoisElliott You look hot in that video

@APankhurst Boogie nights

Tremors.

@kloogans We Brits do have an irrational dislike of Honda accords, so all is well…

@PleaseBeGneiss Ppl forget that they have a place called Gary. That’s just so wonderfully normcore that I can’t even take it

@KateLoisElliott This is funny and deserves way more likes - it’s almost like Elon doesn’t want you to succeed unless you can afford it

@GDR_Films @Tubi @AnnaASchafer @adewale @ingertudor @Nicola_Lambo @sincerelyaugust USA only, sadly x

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@jenniferkaal This is everything I could’ve hoped for in a reply

@CAshmanActor Not NOW, of course, bc it's so hot, but yes.... I really love ironing. Tea-towels, pillowcases. Used to have a husband who needed 2 fresh shirts a day when he was off on a trip to Morocco. Loved folding them up, too... Could iron a shirt in nothing flat (hahahaha)

@luckinspades @bestestname 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@CAshmanActor @bestestname It is a very pressing matter

@StillHomeschool All of them

@CAshmanActor I don't know which boomers you know.

YouTube video titles in 2008: "how to fix a leaky sink" in 2023: ''FIVE reasons why woke noob gets DESTROYED by sink's red pill logic"

@christineastor 😂😂😂

@CAshmanActor Sounds like my job description...😀

@_pessimusprime oh it most definitely is

@CAshmanActor This is wholesome content. Unless the car is that killer one off of the Stephen King book

@TheDeducers uwu

@plinyrespecter @TheDeducers it's important to differentiate between antipodeans, if you ask me :)

@BeckyFromAlaska @TheDeducers 👏👏👏

@CAshmanActor @TheDeducers Australian: oy noy

@montyburgess @Browtweaten @JaneEspenson Hahaha- oh Adam, you card, you XD

@fatboyfat literally the best reply I could've hoped for