Kim Woodgate

@ExSgtMattB Absolutely beautiful xx

Mini hound & myself took some time out to grab some UK style fish & chips along the local beach this evening 🌊 ☀️ Settled then in our usual evening spot afterwards for our lovely daily SA sunset 🌅 🇦🇺

@samsparkes999 @metpoliceuk An absolutely dreadful day in London. Remembering all those affected by this terrible incident xx

Remembering PC Keith Palmer @metpoliceuk who was murdered on this day in 2017, whilst carrying out his duty at the Palace of Westminster. Thoughts with his friends, family & colleagues 🚔 Never forgotten 💙 #RIP #LestWeForget #ThinBlueLine #KeithPalmer

@NormanBrennan Only happens with petrol, as you can't find any diesel!

BREAKING NEWS; Following the recent Meningitis outbreak a new Virus is spreading across Britain expected to affect & infect Tens of Millions👇🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@Matt_Pinner Only because we didn't have a blockbusters near us and my mum didn't drive.... However.... When I went to stay with my dad we rented VHS from a shop.... Does that count?

10 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?

@ExSgtMattB The sun is shining here and clear blue skies..., there are people in shorts and t's.... Definitely not warm enough for that!! Haha enjoy your leave xx

Just a man and his dog enjoying some annual leave 🌊 🌴 ☀️ 🇦🇺

@CopMoustache And it only works if it's carried out regularly... I had one done when I joined... And the next time was completed in the April. I retired in the June after 30 years... I was cleared, but I wonder how many fall through the cracks? xx

A 🧵 if I may about vetting Sadly I saw an ex Police officer found guilty of horrendous crimes yesterday, I say sadly, he has soiled the uniform I hold dear but within minutes the usual cry’s of “vetting failure” Let me take you by the hand, we shall walk the path of vetting

@tina0402x How on earth can he do that?! Do no harm!! I thought that was their motto.... That's disgusting!! I think I might need to take some legal advice...... xx

My neighbour came over this morning, she did some shopping for me.. i got upset because i couldnt stop thinking of that horrible doctor who told me he was putting a " do not resusitate" order on my file... my neighbour said no you cant.. she does so much at home

@ExSgtMattB Oh no!!! You poor things xx

Elsa had a little touch of devastation today unfortunately after dragging me down the beach at full pelt Then sharp left & up the Jetty Road to her favourite Coffee shop who fuss over her and provide daily treats ……….. Coffee shop closed 🐶 🏖️ ☀️

@samrac92 2, 3, 1

Which car should go first ??

@tina0402x Make sure you get a receipt for your claim! xx

I’m in a cab going home … couldn’t stay there as I had a masooooooove row with the nurse in charge .. it felt great tell her to shut up I’m leaving

@AngieBeatDown Missed this last night... Hooray!! Hope you had a lovely evening xx

Home ❤️

@tina0402x I know you don't want to stay, but tell them you'll be there till 'something' is arranged for you.... I waited from 8.30am till I left at 4pm for my meds (which still didn't come!) they even had to get it back to give me my lunchtime meds.... It's no wonder there's no beds xx

#QMC Nottingham fucking shit hole of a hospital. I’m being discharged .. won’t give me transport home that’s £140 cab. Get me a porter to get to the entrance so I’ll get a fucking cab, oh we can’t do that unless you have your meds. I’m being held hostage by these fucking morons

@Heccles94 We need a 'none of the above' choice too...

Who should be the next PM of Britain?

@tina0402x Piss up and brewery spring to mind.... I'm really sorry xx

You’re going to have your endoscopy at 8-8.30 … it’s 9.36 Asked the nurse what time I was going to have the procedure, this afternoon she said… no I’m not I’m going home tomorrow, nurse: not until your iron infusion. Fuck my fuckin life My plan is to escape tonight 😳

@TheStourbridge Oh no!!! Hope youve had the accident at work form completed... You may be in line for compensation... Treatos, definitely xx

It appears I’ve acquired a boo-boo on my leg. Cause currently under investigation… possible suspects include a rogue rat or heroic embankment pawtrol duties. I’m off to see the vet n hairy person today (not my idea). Paws crossed it’s nothing serious. Treatos welcome.

@MartinSLewis I do all the online banking, mainly because hubby doesn't trust himself with it!! (He's a bit technophobe) Most of the utilities etc are in my name, however he does have some too..... We make joint decisions about finances before a button is pressed xx

Today's Poll: Is there a financial chief controller in your house? If you're in a couple does one person dominate sorting the finances or is it a shared task. Please vote in the poll then explain how you do it (we may read some out in my podcast later)...

@tina0402x Oh no!! You poor love!! Makes me feel sick!! Rubbish xx

One of the nurses just said “you fancy a snack” Haven’t had that offer for a while 🤣 Me: ok get me something nice What did silly bollocks leave me fucking ginger nuts 🙄🙄🙄

@AgathaChocolats You'll miss them when they're gone xx

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #cats

@AngieBeatDown Good for you having a look though xx

@CBFA2020 Tbh I did look second hand but I only paid £70 new and the second hand ones were about the same!

I very annoyingly had to order a new pram. We gonna need it for all the travel we have this year but iris is in the tradition phase where she can’t walk that far yet (only the end of the road outside atm) but also wants to be out of the pram.