Brian Sanderson
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Brian Sanderson
@CBSSanderson
Michigan State Alum | 7x Deans List | “The Face of Michigan State” | Spencer Torkelson’s Biggest Fan | Satire
Katılım Aralık 2022
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@Humphri06781687 hit his ball at me after saying “next time I’ll just hit it harder so it hits him and gets a stroke”
Humphri@Humphri06781687
@CBSSanderson hit my ball while walking through middle on 16 in a crucial moment that left me a stroke behind the money #pissed #bullshit
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@CanadianYinzer Went with @CBSBrenton and got the same thing the morning after getting the habanero burger from Jack Brown’s. He can attest, you will not survive.
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Got the 2nd Hottest Option
Will I survive
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Playing @Humphri06781687 @TOM_RIZZ0 and @MichaelToro340 in putt putt. Who wins and by how many strokes? #SoundOff
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@iheartcamward @MichaelToro340 If you’d have known anything about this Toro character you would know how embarrassing this is.
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Oh my god your hacky sack circle is so sick. You should make an Instagram account for it and call it something like “PikeSackyFerda”. You’ll get so many views, dude.
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You couldn’t pay me enough money to sit with Dave Portnoy
Barstool Gambling@stoolgambling
You have $15 to build your MLB experience What are you choosing?
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@glizzygoat420 Dude behind you wants to be Riley Green so bad
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@MichaelToro340 I did NOT vote for you host that podcast by the way
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Me to the curry munching Indian who just hacked my personal account and changed the email:
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I remember by first 2 billion. Greg Williams doesn’t even get out of bed for that pocket change…
College Transfer Portal@CollegeFBPortal
NEW: The University of Michigan turned a $20 million OpenAI investment into what’s expected to be a $2 billion payday when the company IPOs later this year. It could go down as one of the greatest endowment investments ever made 😳
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@kerttangfan All Day should be a shoe-in A tier. I remember when I had no taste.
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Bud light like is the best thing to come out of anheuser-Busch
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New game to play with your high school friends:
Name the most obscure people you went to high school with. You’ll hear a name and wonder what happened to that person
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@FirstT1meCaller At least I get to watch Wenceel cut the lead for 40
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@CBSSanderson Yup. Now I get to watch Duncan Robinson run around for 30 minutes and do absolutely nothing
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All because my great great grandparents wanted to put screws on model ts @CBSSanderson
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Got rear ended this morning and the guy drove off
Indian Hills Golf Course Hole 3.
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Anyone mind if a white boy speaks a little Japanese tonight?
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