C.Beanowitz🌻

New pinned post for #PrideMonth! I've got lots of really fun #LGBTQ pride themed goodies right now. And bonus, it gives me, a nonbinary lesbian, shiny coins.

watched Matilda

@moowsiie Shiiiit it’s less than half that out near Naperville and it still feels like smoking a cigar outside

well damn

@lesbianlifts I did that three months ago and it was one of the best decisions I ever made tbh. Also a surprisingly easy recovery!

and what if one day I chop these off. also I am making a face only my wife could love

@ghostlysleuth 🥹

request for @CBeanowitz of vi with top surgery scars!

deeply saddened by the passing of my colleague, Literal Hitler. while we disagreed on many things, he always knew how to make us laugh.

if you showed me this tweet a year ago

@Kayseix Omg 😂

just remembered when H*ated R*valry came out and you couldn’t scroll on this app or any social media app without having posts about it shoved down your throat over and over again. it was a terrible few weeks man.

Cada vez que confunde a Sarabi con Nala y a Mufasa de Simba, pierdo 1 año de vida

internal monologue #pricefield #lifeisstrange

A 10 episode series for our girls has been ordered at HBO Max 🦇🍬

if you’ve spent more time this pride identity policing than you have speaking up for trans people I do believe your priorities are in the shitter

wake up

@ClaireMax The best part about becoming lactose intolerant as a teenager was my mom could no longer make me drink milk. It’s gross. I’m not even lactose intolerant anymore but I still get soy milk lattes because it’s thicker and sweeter and better

Hot take but I genuinely do not understand people who enjoy the taste of milk. I do not drink milk. I do not put milk in my coffee or tea. If I eat cereal, I do not put milk in it. And I would never, ever, just drink a glass of fucking milk. Most disgusting shit on the planet.

@DFine2002 @swimobe And here I was having a lovely day and now I have to remember Naylor exists

@swimobe Jay Naylor is perhaps the prototypical right wing furry:

I’m starting a collection

Websites still got it

Cait and vi got to the chicago bean oneshot chapter

Orange mom 🍊