@mmpadellan It's Martin Luther King Day, you absolute moron. Pull your head out of your own grifting backside for 30 seconds, bro
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Charlie Connell
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Charlie Connell
@CConnell8
I'm a cynic, a writer, a nerdy podcaster and a hot sauce aficionado all rolled into an adorable ball of rage. He/him
Jersey City, NJ Katılım Mart 2011
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Raise your hand if you'd LOVE to see President Biden declare January 20th as "Jimmy Carter Remembrance Day," so that people could spend the day thinking about President Carter, and ignoring Felon 47.🤚💙
It would make a nice middle finger to trump on the way out the door.😏
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@J_Schneider The pop tart has strayed too far from God. Strawberry and cherry frosted are the only true Pop Tarts
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Get hot fudge sundae out of here and get smores in the mix
Nicole Auerbach@NicoleAuerbach
BREAKING: The @PopTartsBowl will have 3 (!) mascots this year: Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae, Frosted Wild Berry & mystery flavor that's coming back from the vault 👀 Only one mascot will "achieve the ultimate pastry dream of being eaten by the winning team." Game MVP picks flavor!
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All that bullshit about “this isn’t who we are,” and here we are again, but more convincingly this time. It’s exactly who we are! Read this country’s actual history, not the pretend version that makes you feel warm and fuzzy, and the through-line is pretty obvious
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when you accidentally write the most pro-Kamala tweet of the election
Cameron Winklevoss@cameron
The Harris-Biden Administration has cost the crypto industry $500 million in legal fees. Vote Trump and this goes to $0. Vote Harris and this will balloon to $ billions. Choose wisely.
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This is your bi-annual reminder that election day should be a federal holiday
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We all face moments when things feel overwhelming, and that’s okay. Remember, you are not alone.
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Today we try to answer the ever evolving yet age old question: Where's the best bagel in New York?
Becky Hughes from The New York Times joins @AllOfItWNYC to discuss he recent article on the topic, as well as other debates like, to toast or not to toast? wnyc.org/story/whats-th…
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Yes, when I think about the greatest beaches in the world Scotland is the only location to come to mind
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: That beautiful white skin that I have would be nice and tan. I have the whitest skin because I never have time to go out in the sun. I have that beautiful white. It could’ve been beautiful tan.
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@olgakhazan 1. This is perfectly acceptable behavior per the Dudes Rock code of 1873
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On a scale from one to hand foot and mouth, how bad is it that my husband eats the baby’s leftovers?
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Sidebar message from a staffer in the WaPo newsroom Zoom chat during this afternoon’s meeting
Max Tani@maxwelltani
During a meeting this afternoon with staff, WaPo top editor Matt Murray thanked employees for their hard work and apologized for hardship the non-endorsement caused the newsroom. But added "It’s done, it’s happened" and now the question is how the paper moves forward.
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Every single time I read the words "parts per million" I am bound, by law, to play this song. It makes reading about science fun! youtube.com/watch?v=Cf5wlX…
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@MarkLazerus I don't understand why it was made. What were we even trying to do with it?!?!
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TRAP: Clever idea, poor execution, dumb movie. Some of the worst acting I can remember in a major release, too. At least it was short.
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THE HOLDOVERS: What a warm, lovely little movie. I have nothing profound to say about it. It was just delightful and I loved it.
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Me on Saturday: "Halloween III: Season of the Witch is the dumbest movie I've ever wasted time on"
Me this morning: "Two more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, two more days to Halloween, SIL-VER SHAMROCK!"
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It’s important to remind the Yankees fans in your life that there is precedent for a team coming back from down 0-3 in a playoff series. They need and love to hear it.
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@craigcalcaterra Here's the problem, Allison (and Craig), all the best ska bands are from the midwest. Mu330, Slapstick, Blue Meanies, Deals Gone Bad, Mustard Plug, Suicide Machines, Telegraph... I'll show myself out now...
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