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Please do not use HPD Official Twitter Account to report lost or stolen items, children, spouses, drugs, weapons or sanity.

@AgonyTT @ValmontMarseile @InaraShen @CDBerthierBake Just so you're aware. There are cameras in the station.

@AgonyTT @ValmontMarseile @InaraShen @CDBerthierBake We've heard.

@AgonyTT @ValmontMarseile @InaraShen @CDBerthierBake I'm sure we have some dark... chocolate somewhere around the station for you to sample

@InaraShen @ValmontMarseile @CDBerthierBake HPD sponsors this statement.

@AgonyTT @SethHVondZero O.O. HPD would never promote such behaviors in the citizens of this fair city.

@SethHVondZero Don't forget. our Citizen Assist line at xxx-xxxx. Officer Porkins would be happy to assist in any way possible.

@SethHVondZero ....... No.

@SethHVondZero You seem to be confused. Investigations will ensue. Meanwhile, please reach out to our citizen assist line at xxx-xxxx

@SethHVondZero I am not aware that Lieutenant Morrisey is made of twigs. We shall investigate this matter.

@SethHVondZero Consider it a chance to purchase something new and improved with better air conditioning and heated seats

HPD's Official Statement Regarding Current Events.

The HPD MCU tonight arrested the so-called Leviticus Killer in a sting operation at Lou's Bar. Gayly drinking is safe once more!

@Matt_Carthage ((Where did you find this? You are not supposed to see this. Poor Porkins!))

@HathianPAW HPD approves of this message. Also, look in to 'Torn Toys for Titties' drive that is starting up soon!

@DanyaGrayman @CDBerthierBake HPD does not condone a less than rigorous physical assessment on all it's officers. However, it welcomes bacon

@CD_bottomsup HPD does not condone drinking and driving or public intoxication in any form. Drink responsibly!

@Rigormorted I think @ClamConvenience sells your shade of liquid foundation. You should cover that up. Irish sunglasses are so last season.

@Rigormorted HPD assumes no responsibility for the discolorations of this woman's face.

@DanyaGrayman @CDBerthierBake Bring us some. We'll taste test.

@illyloveunicorn No no.. Pissing on it is like a dog pissing on it's territory. Much different! Pictures are evidence however.