⚡️Christopher⚡️

Cloudy ☁️…with a chance of meatballs

We’re are all sitting at the table looking at this fancy plate of FAKE INGREDIENTS & wondering why we couldn’t just be served the straightforward meal we asked for. Maybe if your customers want a MEAT LOVERS OMELETTE, you should serve them a MEAT LOVERS OMELETTE Super simple 🍳

I sat down at the @X Diner while hungry & ordered the Meat Lover’s Omelette. I wanted fresh eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, & cheese. Something simple, reliable. Something I know, & crave. That’s what the old @X algorithm felt like. You posted something solid it reached people.

The McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish is different now… I don’t care what they say, it’s SMALLER. And the bun is now TALLER. It’s a Filet-O-Guppy now. @McDonalds is deploying shrinkflation and being dubious about it at a minimum, but probably just straight-up deceptive and dishonest.

@_Buzz_Saw Sweeet! I was never around you guys. I always always with the grunts

@CDubbs The unit I was assigned to in 2001 actually fired the first shots in DS; so we know from the old NCO’s we would likely be sent back first this go round. We were. Feb 2003.

The X algorithm is BOHICA (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again)

@_Buzz_Saw 👏

@CDubbs That was the name of my launcher in MLRS. “BOHICA”. 😂😂😂😂

@DeRonin_ OUTSTANDING, Ronin 👏

@DeRonin_ Nice job, Ronin. Doing the work for us!

@DeRonin_ I’m going to violate all of these just to be contrarian so I have something to bitch about in X

@Cent_OH_Cons 🤜🤛

@CDubbs Nicely put, sir!

Energy Inventory You are missing vital Energy… let’s find out where it went. 1. Resentment: Several hours this week. Huge hit to your Energy. Not much left. 2. People Pleasing: This took you into the red really fast. Almost on empty now. 3. Venting: Drained all you had left