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@ruffledsavior

repressed homosexual

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Ekim 2017
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matt@ruffledsavior·
i love how i forget that i like going outside, being in the sun, talking to people, sweating, cleaning, doing laundry, et cetera, every couple of weeks or so
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ophelia@opheliasbathtub·
micropenis should be pronounced like “acropolis,” so “microp-enis” to give the beholder back some dignity
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Tommy Frank@unactuallife·
I have it on good authority that Rafe Guttman is informing on other reply guys in the DMs
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matt@ruffledsavior·
she's so beautiful she comes with a warning label
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matt@ruffledsavior·
i'm going to stop doing everything i like to do and just see what happens
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maya@mayaviatwitta·
the moon is the sun of the night
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matt@ruffledsavior·
truth poison blow dart
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matt@ruffledsavior·
what about truth hug. truth kiss on the cheek.
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matt@ruffledsavior·
i used to have someone who really cared about me and now i'm on first dates asking questions like can you please not shave your buh for me
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matt@ruffledsavior·
if you haven't at least considered becoming a woman, you are a fucking idiot
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matt@ruffledsavior·
idea: we track a man's descent into alienation and despair. and we give it a like button
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matt@ruffledsavior·
anything less than four hundred thousand likes is a flop
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matt@ruffledsavior·
i don't have you anymore but i never lost you
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matt@ruffledsavior·
when you see a hot chick and have to have the whole 'am i gay or not' conversation with yourself again
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matt@ruffledsavior·
just found out humor is the antidote to shame. which means a lot of you are perverts
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Dōros
Dōros@zenithoptera·
@ruffledsavior it's called still life because back then the paintings couldn't move yet
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matt@ruffledsavior·
oh i get it. it's called a 'still life' because there's still life to look forward to even after everything
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matt@ruffledsavior·
@sharpenthesw0rd no the girl i'm stalking was having trouble with her other stalker
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𝓕атима@sharpenthesw0rd·
@ruffledsavior Is this about the bitch who posted the girl from their hometown trying to be an influencer
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matt@ruffledsavior·
some stalkers make the rest of us look bad
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