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BREAKING: In NYC at the “No Kings” rally, demonstrators waved Communist flags. No kings, but yes Communist dictators.

Opening day at Dodger Stadium: Two tickets in section 309: $818 Two hours in traffic: A part of your soul General parking: $45 Shohei Ohtani souvenir cup: $75 Two micheladas: $54 Two Dodger Dogs: $16 Peanuts: $7 Remembering why you don’t go to Dodger Stadium anymore: Priceless

Anyone else,in California seen their DMV registration fees gone up?

🚨 TOM HANKS’ SON TRAPPED IN COLOMBIA — “FREE ME!” Chet Hanks just jumped on camera claiming he’s stuck in Medellín after trying to fly home using his Greek passport. The rapper says his American passport is about to expire, so he traveled on his Greek one, but when he tried to return to the U.S., airline staff allegedly told him that without a green card, he can’t re-enter on a foreign passport. There’s just one problem. He’s an American citizen. Son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. And he didn’t bring his U.S. passport. Now he says the only embassy that can fix it is in Bogotá, and he doesn’t want to go. “Free me!” he tells the camera. How do you travel internationally without the one document that guarantees you get back home? Travel fail of the year… or is there more to this story?

Question for the Old Heads out there. Whats something that was just flat out better 15-20 years ago?

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