Craig Brand

@antmiddleton Millions? Tax? Sounds familiar Ant...

I hope they set a very rapid and direct example as they did with certain Brits! His ACTIONS supersede any written WORDS so he must be looking at 3 years minimum taking into account previous sentences. Or you could save the tax payer millions and send him and his immediate family back to his homeland. Zero tolerance!

@antmiddleton Unaccounted for? Like your £1,000,000 VAT and Corporation tax you mean?

Correct! Most unaccounted for… Fact!

@ScotNational Instead of looking at lowering the voting age to 16 its time to introduce a basic IQ test to qualify...🤷‍♂️

We spoke to Reform UK Scotland members at their manifesto launch to find out what they want to see if Reform win in Holyrood 👀 Here's what they said 👇

@CollieTalking @ScotNational And thats BINGO... As well as being an angry, bitter, stupid yoon, you are also a bigot. Thanks for playing... 👋

@CFBRaith @ScotNational Anyone that believes that the UK and Scotland are different countries should be registered as disabled immediately, far below adult standard reasoning ability. Too stupid to even discuss anything with frankly, probably Irish

John Swinney has claimed a security briefing he was due to have on the Middle East conflict was 'cancelled' because Douglas Alexander was not available to attend as a 'babysitter' #Echobox=1773935036-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thenational.scot/news/25951808.…

@TPointUK @RoyalFamily There was a previous King Charles who refused to sign off a bill of parliament... Things didn't go too well for him...

We call on King Charles III to do the right thing and refuse to sign the extremist full-term abortion bill into law. Only 1% of the public support it. This is a chance for the monarchy to show they stand with the British people against radicals. @RoyalFamily

@DanielJMath1 He also invented giraffes when he chinned a horse 🦒

Listen. The man has died. I know you might think Chuck Norris was a Zionist cunt and he was but don’t forget he was also a Grandfather, Father, Husband and an absolutely shit actor. Show some respect. Or not. 🤷‍♂️

@CollieTalking @ScotNational But you didn't know what "briefing" meant and are apparently happy to have another countries nukes sitting just 30 miles from our largest city...

@CFBRaith @ScotNational Collies are significantly cleverer than the average separatist, most of whom are too useless to feed their own kids

@TarkerDahl @georgegalloway Now you're just being corny...

@CFBRaith @georgegalloway I'll have to keep a lookout for those. I wonder if Kernow Pasties exist, too.

Remember all those asses who portentously started calling Kiev, Kyiv? Guess who always called it Kyiv? The Russians! Kyiv was the first capital of Russia. They are the SAME people. We took a side in a civil war. Rarely a good idea. Kiev is the English for Kyiv. Like Moscow is English for Mockba. Like Paris is English for Paree!

@CollieTalking @ScotNational It was a briefing. Do you know what that means? He was to be briefed on decisions already made. Collies are meant to be one of the smartest dog breeds too. You must be the exception that proves the rule...

@CFBRaith @ScotNational No it isnt, security is a reserved matter, it has absolutely nothing to do with John Swinney, John Swinney also has nothing to do with the countries nuclear deterrent, thankfully. Go back to school

@StephenKing Giraffes only became a thing after Chuck Norris punched a horse in the jaw... 🦒

Second fave: When he was born, Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.

@TarkerDahl @georgegalloway 🤷‍♂️

@georgegalloway If Chicken Kievs are now called Chicken Kyivs, why isn't Bombay Mix now called Mumbai Mix?

@CollieTalking @ScotNational Because like it or lump it, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 is a country. J Swinney is elected first minister. Countries need to keep abreast of security matters. Especially those who are babysitting others nukes. Meeting scuppered due to unelected plant DA though & you're ok with that. Away chase your tail.

@ScotNational Why would John Swinney have a security briefing

@truth_recon @SamaHoole So we pick the stuff we can afford. The cheaper beef and chicken that looks great, but doesn't taste the same, like the eggs with bright yellow yolks. And so we consume all the antibiotics that pharma companies make millions from. And we wonder why cancer grows exponentially...

@truth_recon @SamaHoole & you put chicken in cans 👀 Seriously though Naturally raised/Organic is way better, with all foods. We buy eggs from a friend with hens, 100x better than the supermarket, the yolk isn't bright yellow 😉 But organic is expensive, times are hard, people go for the cheap option

Quick note for people who avoid British supermarket beef because it's "not grass-fed." Britain is an island in the North Atlantic with approximately 65% of its agricultural land classified as permanent pasture or rough grazing. The cattle are outside. On grass. Because where else would they be. The "grass-fed" label you're paying a premium for in the boutique online butcher is describing the default condition of all British beef cattle. You are already buying grass-fed beef. You've been buying it for years. From Tesco.

@Marcute22 💯 % 👌 Twitter was also the best source for accurate, breaking news/current affairs. Hear a rumour/whisper, log in to 🐦 & get facts. I'm from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. We hated Trump before it was cool. Now half my feed is either MAGA BS or Tommy fucking Robinson. Thanks a bunch @elonmusk 🖕

Longtime users are frustrated with X because it no longer works the way it used to. Back in the early days of Twitter, your reach was simple and direct. If you had 5,000 or 10,000,20,000 followers, your posts were delivered to them in real time. It was a true chronological feed—your tweets showed up in the order you posted them, and your audience actually saw your content. The “old” Twitter (pre-2016) was built around that real-time experience. Your voice reached the people who chose to follow you, without interference. Today, that’s no longer the case. X relies on an algorithm-driven, engagement-based feed, meaning even your own followers may never see your posts unless the system decides to prioritize them. That shift—from a guaranteed audience to an unpredictable algorithm—is why so many longtime users feel frustrated and disconnected.

@Liza2Bay @NoAlphaLimits

@NoAlphaLimits Well - luckily Trump signed a defense treaty last year with Qatar, that we’d militarily come to their defense if attacked. …oh wait.

🚨🚨🚨 ISRAEL JUST MADE THE SINGLE MOST DANGEROUS MILITARY DECISION OF THE ENTIRE WAR. AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS WHAT THEY JUST TRIGGERED. 🚨🚨🚨 Israel and the U.S. struck South Pars — the LARGEST gas field on the planet. But here's what they either didn't know or didn't care about: South Pars is jointly managed by Iran AND Qatar. They didn't just attack Iran. They attacked the energy backbone of their OWN Gulf allies. Let that sink in. 💀 The IRGC just declared ALL major energy facilities across the entire GCC as "direct and legitimate targets" — and warned strikes are coming in the "COMING HOURS." 💀 Listed targets: Qatar's LNG complex, Saudi Aramco facilities, UAE oil terminals — EVERYTHING. 💀 Saudi Aramco has already EVACUATED workers from the SAMREF refinery in Yanbu. They're not waiting. They KNOW what's coming. 💀 Iranian hackers have ALREADY hit Aramco's digital systems — posting images and issuing threats to PARALYZE their infrastructure. 💀 Multiple EXPLOSIONS just heard in Riyadh — confirmed by Reuters, AFP, and AP. Sirens sounding in the Saudi capital. Do you understand the scale of what's happening? ⚠️ Qatar's LNG complex is the LARGEST on Earth. It supplies 30% of the world's liquefied natural gas. If Iran hits it — Europe's heating supply DISAPPEARS overnight. Not in months. OVERNIGHT. ⚠️ Saudi Aramco is the most valuable company on the PLANET — worth $1,800,000,000,000. Its refineries process 12 MILLION barrels per day. One successful strike takes 10% of the world's oil OFFLINE. ⚠️ In 2019, a SINGLE drone attack on Saudi Aramco's Abqaiq facility knocked out 5.7 million barrels per day and sent oil up 15% in ONE session. Iran now has 10x the motivation and NOTHING left to lose. They're showing you "precision strikes on Iranian targets." They're NOT showing you that those strikes just gave Iran the JUSTIFICATION to destroy every oil facility from Qatar to Saudi Arabia to the UAE. Here's the logic — follow it carefully: → You bomb a gas field that's JOINTLY OWNED with Qatar → Qatar — your own Gulf ally — publicly condemns you → Iran uses the attack as justification to target ALL Gulf energy → IRGC formally declares Gulf facilities as "legitimate targets" → Aramco starts EVACUATING refineries → Explosions hit RIYADH → You didn't weaken Iran. You gave them the excuse to burn down the ENTIRE Gulf's economy. If this was a "strategic victory," why is Aramco evacuating workers RIGHT NOW? If Iran's military is "degraded," why are 6 Gulf nations scrambling to protect their oil fields from an attack they believe is IMMINENT? Complete silence. You don't evacuate the world's most valuable company unless you KNOW what's coming. The IRGC said "coming hours." Not days. Not weeks. HOURS. And every Gulf state just went from spectator to TARGET. This is no longer a war between the U.S. and Iran. This is a war that's about to ERASE the Gulf's entire energy infrastructure — the infrastructure that powers HALF the planet. Prepare accordingly. 🚨🚨🚨 They don't want you seeing this. Follow + RT to beat the algorithm. 🚨

@ScouseRepublic ❤️Szobo 💯 he was the guy at school you "jealous/hated" The guy who just fucking aces everything Best at football. Smashes it out the field at softball Kills everyone at tennis. Picks up a guitar for 1st time in 3rd year music class and nails Carlos Santana "Samba Pa Ti" 🤷‍♂️😍

Was not a bit confident going into that game! Delighted the lads responded to Sunday like this! That was Liverpool and that was Anfield!! Incredible performance on and off the pitch. Atmosphere was superb! Szoboszlai was like a man possessed! The lot of them gave everything. Absolutely delighted that Mo got his goal, deserved it! Nice to see us playing with so much conviction and seeing the lads smiling again! That was a team that plays the Liverpool way! We just need to stay consistent and keep playing that free flowing attacking football. Unity is strength and when we’re all pulling in the same direction, we’re a force to be reckoned with! UP THE FUCKIN REDS!!

@RevolutionCall4 @BillDunblane @SocialNomadRach Exactly. It's called paying Your staff a living wage. Pretty common outside the USA...

@BillDunblane @SocialNomadRach So, you'd rather pay more for your meal than give a little extra to your waiter to show appreciation for serving you.

It's not my job to give you a livable wage. Take it up with the restaurant owner.

@DublinAirport @DanielJMath1 @DJH_EK Some catch @DublinAirport 🎣👌

@DJH_EK You seem to be suggesting we made this up. Incredible.

Our FOD team just recovered two “RFC” footballs from beside our north runway - they landed just after 3.30pm and came in from Glasgow direction ⚽️ ⚽️

So would 5.5 million other people ya tory bastard