Stonnor “Sensei” Calions

@PSUBarstool @PSUBarstool you guys get new interns for the new year? There’s no way someone thought posting “studying his prey in the hot tub” on a Penn state account was a sound idea😂😂

A beautiful course for a retarded man

@ReggieHoggedUp Laurel Valley is one of the best IMO

Oakmont The Field Club Fox Chapel Longue Vue Sewickley Heights St Clair Allegheny Pittsburgh Golf mogs

@don___cheadle Sounds like a great night Don. I’m having pizza tonight so I’ll also be enjoying myself

Friday night plans: get faded ➡️ listen to the new Isaiah Rashad album ➡️ take all my clothes off ➡️ watch LeBron close out bitch ass Ime Udoka

Thank God I didn’t get drafted last night. I’ve been tryna focus on 2k

If I get one of those dumb “baby on board” stickers would it be easy for me to get on the HIV lane to and from the city?

Happy 39th birthday to the talented Ellie Goulding.

@SubwayOnSundays You deserve it Ji-hun

4 Fortnite wins, 3 hours of YouTube videos, 8 hours on the couch, now drinking beer.

Heavy focus on my DPM (Drinks per minute) for Saturday. Might even hit up Ellie Goulding at some point

Wish I could be on the golf course drinking a transfusion right now

@panthers2533 He won in 2013 beating Ohio state in the big ten championship

@CFBupdates69 To be fair they won in 2016 but there is no school outside of Notre Dame that has a more grossly inflated self worth than these bozos in State College.

He hasn’t been coaching in the big ten in over a decade but still has as many B1G championships as Penn state since 2008 and he has more top 5 wins at Pitt than Rape state has since 2000

@KingJames Me too LeBron. Maybe we can hangout and watch some vids together while enjoying some wine. Ever heard of the Outdoor Boys? Think that would be chill too. Lmk thanks

I love watching YouTube golf ⛳️ videos!! Random I know. lol. SO COOL!

@cpstalions Hey Connor I hope you’re doing well and enjoying the fall season. What are your thoughts on the sign stealing operation Louisville is running currently? Best, Sensei

@steezyshag9 Nothing better. I’ll be there soon

Name a better Friday night combination #dukes #midmajorfriday

Pitt off to a rough start to the new season. The chicken tenders sold at the baseline club are skinny as hell

@SubwayOnSundays @TheTraeYoung Looks good Ji-hun but if you completely removed the plate I’d have a much better sight

@pgh_cards_ …

I know Lapi and Lindsey played well vs Syracuse but if both Louis/Biles are out vs NC State, we're in big trouble.

@Dueycbb @Dpitt35 You are so retarded it hurts

Yeah I worded it extremely poorly, Des is obviously an extremely unique and talented player, I just don’t think we need to use Des every down so we can keep him healthy and optimize his play, it would be awesome to have Goff/Turner run hard between the blocks on early downs and short yardage situations and have Des as change of pace runner, gadget, and a receiver and of course return punts, almost like what the Lions do with Jahymr Gibbs and David Montgomery My intention was not to make Des or Pitt fans mad, I’m about uniting the fan base because I love Pitt

I probably should stick to basketball My tweet about Des Reid was incorrect and he’s an All American for a reason I just really liked how Goff and Turner ran the ball today, I hope Des gets healthy and proves me wrong and gets 200 yards against FSU next week

@BigGamePanther @IntoPitt Pitt probably sent more secondary players to the NFL than any other position group in his tenure

@IntoPitt This kind of has been the theme for Pitt during Pat Narduzzi’s tenure. Elite DL, horrible secondary outside of maybe one season.

I wonder what the secondary rank would be for #pitt ?