Captain Fatbloke

@LeeHurstComic And absolutely nothing will be done about it.

Who knew?

@UKLabour May 7th, you’ll be decimated.

Labour is the ONLY party that could have done this. And Labour is the ONLY party that will continue to defend workers' rights in years to come.

Never mind eh.

@Glinner Can’t think why she was considered to be an ideal candidate for this position…..

HAHA!

@GregMulholland1 ‘Dinner-under-the-stars-tonight?’ Clearly a relative of the producer.

I can’t be the only person in the country who wouldn’t ever consider getting travel insurance through All Clear simply because of how shit these two are at acting! 😨

@labourpress May 7th. Your party will be decimated.

Richard Tice knows he’s been found out. He can deflect all he likes but he appears to have broken the law by failing to pay the correct tax. Tice must pay what he owes and face the consequences of his failure.

@BritainisCool Sooty

Who would you rather have as Prime Minister?

@ClarksonsFarm1 Not Lammy then?

"When we get rid of this Government, somebody more enlightened will come along and it will get better." - Jeremy Clarkson during a Q&A last week

@BasilTheGreat Why is the media describing these scumbags as ‘Asylum Seekers’ ????? They’re not seeking asylum, they’re parasitic rapists.

I do not say this lightly Seriously... deport his f**king ashes.

@EdwardJDavey Throwing stones in glass houses…..

Stumbled across Donald Trump this morning. I have to say, he looks even more full of hot air in person.

@ClarksonsFarm1 Looks like he’s practicing for Strictly.

Good morning 😁

@benonwine Your posts are quite offensive. He was clearly unable to attend Parliament due to a previously arranged appointment with a young man from the Ukraine.

KEIR STARMER HAS FAILED TO TURN UP TO PARLIAMENT FOR THE EMERGENCY SESSION. He’s a coward and a liar and this country deserves better.

@benonwine Lammy or Raynor? Just goes to show that the electorate can indeed have too much choice.

When Starmer is finally gone is anyone else bloody terrified of what comes next or is it just me.

@TheFreds The nodding dogs were embarrassing.

@dshensmith @BethRigby The public doesn’t think he’s a liar. The public knows he’s a liar.

@BethRigby Nonsense. The public think he’s a liar.

Asking Labour figures if this materially changes the position of the PM now. One tells me "not materially - but picking this fight was unwise, several new flanks opened, doesn’t feel like it’s going away any time soon" And another tells me it leaves the civil service distraught but the public will prob still think, for all the ins and outs and timeline, the PM should have been told and wasn't

@Iromg I think Hoyle calling her a Dame was a bit much!

Diane Abbott just nailed the Prime Minister. That’s how much trouble he is in…

@CamillaTominey HANG ON… Did Hoyle just call Diane Abbott a Dame??????

👇will we get the answers?🍿

@HJB_News__ This idiot is standing there, spouting utter bollocks, with the other two stooges nodding away like one of those dogs on the rear parcel shelf of a Ford Cortina.

So Keir Starmer’s now on his way to address parliament. What bullshit will he spit out today?

@ClarksonsFarm1 And now my life is fulfilled.

🚨ATTENTION: Clarkson’s Farm season 5 release date is confirmed to be June 3rd!! We’re so back!!😍

It's absolutely delicious that the *ONLY* defence Keir Starmer has now is to claim he "was repeatedly lied to by his advisers and didn't know what was going on in his own house and his own office" Yet, here he is accusing Boris Johnson of EXACTLY THAT! You couldn't make it up.