🇨🇦Chris Ringland🇨🇦, CPA, CMA, CSSBB

@petebiblio @ReddCinema Seriously. The most expensive bottle there is that Oban 14 which retails for $169.95 in Ontario.

@ReddCinema If you’re literally Drake, this is a weak-ass, generic bottle collection.

Drake speaks out via IG 😳 "I’m wide awake for the nights that separate the type who get to it til they get it right from the type who just …type" did he cook?

@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar Canadian here. Can confirm this doesn't happen.

@atrupar What the fuck is he talking about? Nobody in hockey says cry uncle? It’s a fucking expression it’s been around since the 1800s. He should know that he was born then.

Trump: "In hockey they say, 'uncle,' right? When are they gonna cry uncle?"

@atrupar Canadian here. Can confirm this doesn't happen.

@atrupar Looks like there's about 40-45 words per page. What size font would that be? About 30 or so?

in the history of speeches that have been read right off a sheet of paper, nobody has a read a speech off a sheet of paper harder than what Trump is doing right now

“Wow! You have such a great memory! How did you remember that Sidney Sweeney was in ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ from several years ago?” - my wife, just now.

Peace of mind is realizing the vast majority of accounts on this app are here (and post) for nefarious reasons. If the account is a bot, it’s programmed by a person to enrage. A real person? They literally do not care what they post as long as they have engagement/attention.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . 🌕 And, done!

On average, the moon is 30 earth diameters away. Here's a scale: 🌎 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (That only 15! Keep going!) .

@ButlersRanger CPA here. Sounds like you're confusing an effective tax rate with a marginal tax rate.

Life in Canada is so depressing. I take home 57% of my wage after income tax, before sales taxes and other taxes. I make a wage in roughly the 95th percentile of incomes in my province, and if I don’t want to live in a shoebox, my wife needs to work rather than raise our two little kids. All to provide lavish benefits to the thousands and thousands of unproductive takers, who vote themselves an ever larger share of a shrinking economic pie. It’s bleak

@WSJ “Middle powers”. Not “small powers”. Thank you.

In the span of a year, Mark Carney has morphed into a world leader willing to lay out a plan for small powers like Canada to collaborate and counter the economic might of the U.S. and China. He has also surprised Canada as a smooth political operator. on.wsj.com/4crrclo

@_tenZdhon_ This would actually lead to a divorce in my house.

Tried poutine in Montreal And I gotta say it’s 10/10

@briangarrett The people who say they hate this country probably hate themselves first. Thanks for visiting. Come back often! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦❤️❤️❤️

Canada has been a blast so far 👍 I don’t really understand why the country gets so much hate 🤔 After actually coming here and seeing Montreal, Toronto and Niagara Falls it’s a beautiful place with friendly helpful people, great food and lots of amazing views 🌁

@NutellaUSA Maple Syrup >>>>> Nutlella

Welcome Back Home

We tend to think large numbers are close. Millions, billions, trillions... they're close, right? Wrong. If you put $1,000 away each day, without interest, this is how long it would take to reach each level: Million: 2y, 9m Billion: 2,737y, 10m, 6d Trillion: 2,737,850y, 9m, 13d

@CanadasLeafs My preference would be the Talisker Distiller’s Edition for $140.25 Bowmore Sherry Cask 15 for $169.95 would also be a solid choice. Slàinte!

*REAL* Scotch drinkers - what is best (not necessarily most expensive) bottle of Scotch at the LCBO for under $200?

@tomhfh And yet the quality of life is much, much higher in each and every one of those countries outside of the United States.

Europoor is an entirely accurate phrase. America is simply in a different league.

@MattMurrie We flew to Seoul and back just recently on Korean Air. Staff were incredible. Food was amazing (I had the bibimbap going and the beef stew coming back). Real metal flatware. Highly recommend.

Korean Air is the best airline going and it isn’t even close. Delicious food. Real silverware. Impecable service. Coach exceeds First Class in other airlines. Worth the trip to Korea just getting there.

@smartereveryday @whoisinspace I honestly thought Jeremy was left behind for a second. You two look a lot alike!

Rocket Smoke is the best smoke. @whoisinspace has been updated!

For the life of me I’ll never understand how a Tim Horton’s chocolate dipped donut is 220 calories while the Boston cream is 240 calories.

South Korea is the definition of a high-trust society. This grocery store in Seoul doesn’t open for another hour yet all these snacks are outside.