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@CGYKyle
🎥 Prolific watcher of movies 🗓️ Aug. '26 - Spartan Trifecta - Red Deer 🗓️ Sept. '26 - 10k - Banff 🗓️ Oct. '26 - 50k Ultra - Canmore
Katılım Ocak 2021
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I’m 48. And never saw it. 🤣🤣
Star Wars Daily@StarWarsDaily_
On a scale from 1-10, how would you rate The Empire Strikes Back?
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@calgaryrants I can both churn butter and figure out the latest pocket computer.
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Big thanks to @calgaryrants for coming out with me tonight. Not a bonkers night, but awesome none the less.
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Didn't have junk injections on my Olympic bingo card, but here we are.
Agreeable Greg@AgreeableGreg
Milan 2026 Winter Olympics already off to an incredible start. World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) ready to investigate any ski jumpers cheating by injecting hyaluronic acid in their pen1ses. Why? Because the acid increases “genitalia at the point their suits are measured by 3D scanners…temporarily enhanced measurements would theoretically mean athletes being given a bigger, looser suit and, like a sail catching wind, could allow them to make longer jumps.”
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