🇺🇸 Charlie Gerkin 🇺🇸

@ForgiatoBlow47 Tell him to kick rocks

If a Muslim neighbor demands you remove your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?

@disclosetv Iran's about to experience FAFO

NEW - Iran will review the option of enriching its uranium to 90% purity, the level required to make an atomic bomb, if it is attacked again, says Ebrahim Rezaei, spokesman for Iran's National Security Commission.

If Jaws was filmed in Canada:

Rage against the machine ❌ Rage for the machine ✅

"When you tell a socialist the truth, they cry, claiming it’s hate speech." "No, it’s not hate speech. It’s that you’re useless people who have ruined the planet." — Argentinian President Javier Milei 🇦🇷

Trump just needs to bomb the shit out of Iran and be done with it.

@Oreo make this make sense

@JessicaVaugn 100%...if you need to get in touch w/me & I don't answer, shoot me a text....I only even look at my voicemails when my boss texts, "Mailbox full". I still don't check them....just delete them.

I haven’t listened to voicemail in 15 years.

I have a phobia of opening my mail. I find the outside world spamming me, or even subjecting me to compulsory language irrationally annoying.

Deer hunters better take their shot! 😂🤣

@PlanetOfMemes This is one of the greatest tweets I've read!

Bro is a real gangsta: • 34 felonies • Mega viral mugshot • House raided by FBI • Took a bullet to the head • 5 kids with 3 baby mommas • At least 3 attempts on his life • Walked into N. Korea like a boss

@BoardGeniuses Mr. Misty eyes...

This #Auburn fan isn't afraid to admit that he cried during Steel Magnolias.

@MishaTurtleX @nienna121 beat me to it lol.....Santa's like "one of these bitches again".

@nienna121 Bro took the photo like a champ, but even Santa knows this is weird as hell.

Logged onto threads to see the funniest possible roast

International problem

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@piersmorgan GOOOOOOODDDDDD LUCK

If President Trump wants to take the Falkland Islands away from Britain, then we must reclaim the United States. Perfect way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of American Independence. King Charles can announce it to Congress next week.

There are two types of wives.

When you regret your decision to become a teacher.