Charlie

I get some pretty strange emails now that the entire Collins family has access to my Amazon account

Tough day on #Villanova campus, but they will be okay. They survived Cam Whitmore, they can survive this (active shooter that turned out to be a fraud).

Big night for Darwin

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Just had the most Buffalo, NY moment of all time as Chip is outside playing because he loves that it’s snowing in April and then he starts barking because the neighbors lawn mowing company just parked in front of the house.

Software developers: AI is the most powerful innovation in technology we’ll see in our lifetime Me:

Way better

The Penguins are better than the Sabres at literally everything, including tanking for draft picks

Chat is this good or bad

It’s beginning to feel like the groundhog may not know a god damn thing about the weather

The Bills would have done better than this #SuperBowl #BillsMafia

Read the room @McDonalds

@Fizzlebolts Need the Fizzlebolts Mount Rushmore of donuts

Can’t sleep, tweeting about my donut cravings o7

Can everybody take a second to appreciate how our 9 week old puppy traverses even the smallest change in elevation after spending the first 8.9 weeks of his life in a completely flat ranch. #bigjump

@Fizzlebolts @djlexxtasy I have spent years curating the worlds finest collection of acrylic animal portraits that now hang from the walls of my office. Hope this provides the inspiration you were seeking.

Finally moving into our new place this weekend. @djlexxtasy and I are going have our own separate home offices instead of yelling over each other in meetings. Idk what to do with all this freedom. I need home office inspo.

Gunner Stockton seems like a great backup for the Miami Dolphins.

@cazzerole_ Taken with gameboy

6-1. Don’t let us get hot. #NHL

Sell the whole city

@HoodbarberAhan They make free agent jerseys?

Oh hell yeah my Soto World Series jersey got here just in time!! Lmao what a joke