Sanders in Tank Jail

@DoorDash_Help I know some jerk has crunched the numbers and determined you should tell me to go pound sand but what if instead we rallied around a shared appreciation for Kyle and his hamburgers???

Got big dogged by @DoorDash today. They acknowledged they sent me another person’s order and then confidently said they aren’t going to do anything about it. So, sorry to Kyle, whoever you are, I’ve got your 3 hamburgers here.

Got a sword. 5 years making dragons @Blizzard_Ent.

Just doxxed myself and what I THOUGHT was my cool job to a cool guildy @JustinKulasTCG and he goes “nice”. Absolutely soul crushing to my ego.

Doing a lunch call with my mom and she wants to use skype. So here is the last time I used skype 🧓

as a kid*. Sorry, typing so fast off that addy.

Quarterly checkin to confirm I still love Adderral. Pretty sure I’d have become an investment banker if I was started on this stuff as a lid.

@Artemishowl_ Same! Let’s duel by the Orc.

my company is equipping me with a sword soon for being here for 5 years, foolish decision armed and dangerous ✨

@Fizzlebolts These hit rates were an act of whimsy

71 packs deep into Traumatic Evolutions with nothing to show for it

Today I learned you can’t park under the L in @chicago. Dig deep enough in our Municipal code and you’ll find 0964110G which states it is unlawful to park under a viaduct. Obviously this has exceptions for all the parking @cta and @SpotHero get to charge for under the L. Love it.

Watching the Awesome Games Done Quick 2025 playlist because I didn't catch it live. @Ray0ken had an incredible opener with Pikmin that has made my night. I forgot what a big part of my childhood that game was until now. <3

@CavThinks You know when you’re a kid and you learn the difference between a Want and a Need? Neither do I, I need Eeveelutions.

Prismatic Evolutions has broken me

@osrsmemess @BopSpeaks your next journey is OSRS

@1991LyriC You missed out, my fyp was all long form vine content. I’ll miss it.

✅marked safe from TikTok ban (never installed it on any devices)

@CavThinks @GGsChicago Goes hard

@Fizzlebolts @GGsChicago The bold strategy of simply becoming the scalper yourself. Epic business plan.

My LGS @GGsChicago is selling Prismatic Evolutions at scalper prices =\ Huge bummer, I’ve seen other LGS try to combat scalpers by breaking the sealed product in the store to avoid reselling. And obviously selling at MSRP, like you’d expect for a brand new product.

With 75 views on this tweet I now consider myself a poke-influencer. Please send me all of your eeveelution SIRs and I will retweet you.

It’s Prismatic Evolutions week and as someone who just likes to collect the shiny cardboard with no intention of selling it, I am scared.

Can’t sleep, tweeting about my donut cravings o7