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Breaking News Cardano (ADA) has now been formally detailed by the SEC as a digital commodity, not a security today. It is written directly into the Commission’s latest interpretive release. (Released Today) A digital commodity is an asset that derives its value from the programmatic operation of a functional crypto system, not from the expectation of profits driven by the efforts of others. ADA is listed alongside Bitcoin and Ethereum under that classification.

@elonmusk Finally.

True. New Roadster unveil probably in late April.

#Binance is excited to announce the Midnight HODLer Airdrop – @MidnightNtwrk $NIGHT. BNB Holders, get ready! The Airdrop page will be available on the Binance Airdrop Portal in 3 hours. Plus, this token will be listed on Binance soon! 👉 binance.com/en/support/ann…

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@machtuk @NoAlphaLimits CARDANO HAS HYDRA BIG DAWG ITS RUNNING 1M TPS WHILE STAYING DECENTRALIZED

You are an idiot. Dogecoin (Doge chain): Real-world average ~0.4-0.5 TPS; peak capacity ~30-33 TPS.    • XRP (Ripple): Real-world average ~15-20 TPS (matching your 14-15 under load); peak capacity ~1,500 TPS, with tests up to 65,000+ TPS.      • Ethereum: Real-world average ~20-25 TPS (close to capacity due to high usage); peak capacity ~60 TPS without Layer 2 scaling.   • Bitcoin (BTC): Real-world average ~4-6 TPS; peak capacity ~7-13 TPS.    • Solana: Real-world average ~2,000-3,500 TPS; peak capacity ~65,000 TPS, with upcoming upgrades (like full Firedancer in 2026) tested at 1 million+ TPS.

🚨 Something just happened that could change crypto forever. Read every line. Elon Musk confirmed 𝕏 Money launches next month. Early public access. April 2026. You need to understand why this matters more than anything else happening right now. – 𝕏 has 600 million monthly active users – 𝕏 Money is a full financial system — payments, savings, loans, stock trading, debit card – Crypto integration is on the roadmap. Musk confirmed it. He said "Yeah" when asked directly. – 40+ US state money transmitter licenses already secured – Visa partnership done. Metal debit card with zero foreign transaction fees. Do you know what that means? – PayPal added crypto in 2020. Their stock pumped 25% in ONE WEEK. – Cash App added Bitcoin. Block's crypto revenue hit $10,000,000,000. – Both of those platforms had FEWER users than 𝕏 has right now. You know where this is going… – Dogecoin is the obvious first integration. Musk has hinted at it for months. If 600 million people can send DOGE with one tap, transaction volume goes parabolic overnight. – XRP — X Money's banking partner Cross River Bank has used Ripple's infrastructure since 2014. That's not speculation. That's public record. – Bitcoin and Ethereum — Musk pointed toward eventual support for both. – Stablecoins — Chamath Palihapitiya says this will accelerate stablecoin adoption faster than anything else in history. The situation changed dramatically in the last few hours. Every cycle, everyone asks: "What will drive mass adoption?" This is it. 600 million users. One app. Crypto built into the payment rails. And the launch date is next month.

“People always asked "Why do you pay so much money for your kid to do sports”? Well I have a confession to make; I don't pay for my kid to “to do sports” Personally, I couldn't care less about what sport she does So, if I am not paying for sports what am I paying for? - I pay for those moments when my kid becomes so tired she wants to quit but doesn’t - I pay for those days when my kid comes home from school and is “too tired" to go to her training but she goes anyway. - I pay for my kid to learn to be disciplined, focused and dedicated - I pay for my kid to learn to take care of her body and learn how to correctly fuel her body for success. - I pay for my kid to learn to work with others and to be a good team mate, gracious in defeat and humble in success - I pay for my kid to learn to deal with disappointment, when they don’t get that placing or title they'd hoped for, but still they go back week after week giving it their best shot. - I pay for my kid to learn to make and accomplish goals - I pay for my kid to respect, not only themselves, but others, officials, judges and coaches - I pay for my kid to learn that it takes hours and hours, years and years of hard work and practice to create a champion and that success does not happen overnight - I pay for my kid to be proud of small achievements, and to work towards long term goals - I pay for the opportunity my child has and will have to make life-long friendships, create lifelong memories, to be as proud of her achievements as I am - I pay so that my child can be in the gym instead of in front of a screen - I pay for those rides home where we make precious memories talking about practice, both good and bad -I pay so that my child can learn the importance of time management and balancing what is important like school and keeping grades up I could go on but, to be short, I don't pay for sports I pay for the opportunities that sports provides my kid with to develop attributes that will serve her well throughout her life and give her the opportunity to bless the lives of others. From what I have seen I think it is a great investment!” - Softball Parent Need Help? Just ask @SRUSA_Official

They Banned Me For This...

Dana White stopped on the sidewalk to give a TikToker some life advice “If you’re miserable when you’re broke, you’re going to be really miserable when you make some money. The key to life is to be happy. Some of the happiest times of my life were when I was broke. Money changes everything, I think—not always. If you’re happy when you’re broke, you should be happy when you have some money” (via Peterfouaad on TikTok)

JUST WONDERING HOW MOMS are supposed to work 9-5, drop the kids off at school at 8 AM, pick them up by 3 PM, stay on top of school activities, meal prep, cook dinner, keep the house clean, do the laundry, run the kids to extracurricular activities, climb the corporate ladder, save sick days for when the kids are sick, be a good friend, daughter, and partner, all while trying to take care of their own body and mental health…

Markets: @Cardano whales accumulate 819M $ADA ($213.9M) over six months despite 71% price drop from $0.90 to $0.26 since October 2025, per @santimentfeed.

@VadimStrizheus Opusclip clips anything, if you can have vugola have a human eye clipper like the top clipping pages on X you will win. I would use that everyday.

OpusClip's $215M software vs My $39/mo SaaS OpusClip: - Raised $50M by 2025 - Team of 72 - Unlimited Resources Vugola: - Bootstrapped by an 18/yo - Team of 16 AI agents - Limited resources Yet my product is faster and cheaper. 🤫 2026 is the year of solo-founder companies.

@EndWokeness 😭😭😭😭

Gov. Newsom to a black crowd in GA: "I am like you. I'm a 960 SAT guy. I can't read."

@Eligos @AshCrypto Yeah keep telling yourself that, your his liquidity 😂😂😂😂😂😂

BREAKING: Vitalik just sold $8,200,000 in ETH.

@AshCrypto ETH IS COOKED

JUST IN: Benzinga tells its 25M readers Grayscale is increasing its Cardano $ADA exposure as Bitcoin DeFi gains momentum.

🚨 COINBASE EXPANDS CRYPTO BACKED LOANS TO INCLUDE $XRP, $ADA, $LTC, AND $DOGE In a big announcement from @coinbase, the leading exchange has made it possible to borrow $USDC against more assets. The addition of @Ripple, @LTCFoundation, @Cardano, and @dogecoin will help users access more liquidity from the comfort of an exchange.

Holding XRP, DOGE, ADA, or LTC? Now you can unlock the value of your portfolio without giving up your position. Borrow up to $100k in USDC against your tokens, instantly, without selling. Available now in the U.S. (ex. NY).

Our crypto backed loan offerings are expanding. Now you can instantly borrow USDC against your XRP, DOGE, ADA, and LTC, as well as BTC and ETH.