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Anything you say to a girl will come across sexier and manlier if you can say it with fewer words

this is a peak example of calmmaxxing. feminine men will get all riled up, starting to argue. but that'd be stepping into her trap. she want s you to get aggressive. she wants you to justify yourself. if you let that shit effect you, you lost the power. just lean back. make a lil smirk. and enjoy the show. just try it out. works every single time. but it's too simple for most people. calmmaxx, brother.

Stress during pregnancy damages the foetus. This is why women with long hair are perceived as more attractive. Long hair is a trait possessed only during times of low stress - signalling the ability to develop healthier offspring. Looks is depth. Beauty is lower stress levels (signalling fertility) Truly remarkable that the male brain picks up on all of this in less than a second.

She says “I don’t usually do this” while already on her knees in the bar bathroom. Translation: she usually does this, just never with a guy who’ll text her tomorrow. If you’re the exception, congrats

The man who gets emotional over pussy is the man who ends up paying for it forever. Stay dangerous

Good girls keep their follower count under 500 and their body count under 5 Naughty chicks? 50k followers, legs open for any verified account with a blue check and a boat

Modern woman’s dating strategy: demand a 6'4" millionaire who reads bell hooks in his downtime, then act shocked when only her vibrator shows up on time

Feminism’s endgame: convince 8s they deserve perpetual tingles from Chad, then wonder why at 34 she’s drunk-texting her orbiters from a wine bar while her eggs file for emancipation. Hypergamy doesn’t care about your girlboss vision board, sweetheart

Men acquire lovers; women share lovers

You are not a special little snowflake, but you should act like you are

A 30 year old businesswoman is often harder to game than a 20 year old hipster. She will need subtle reminders that her beauty isn’t what it once was

Less attractive women sacrifice too much to keep an alpha male around

The weekend morning after a questionable hook-up I often scramble to find a plausible excuse that will gently cajole the girl out the door without hurting her feelings

A little bit of persistence is effective as long as, one, there was a spark of attraction to begin with and, two, it comes from a place of non-neediness

A girl who grew up in a broken household or with a daddy who let his loving kisses linger a little too long will be more likely to flake, but also more likely to feed her low self-worth by fucking you right away

If you know up front that the girl is going to be a short term fling, and she is more than 10-15 years younger than you, it’s sometimes easier to take the path of least resistance and lie. She’ll thank you later after the earth-shattering orgasm

50% of men by age 50 have noticeable balding. Either shave it all off, or, if it hasn’t progressed too far, do what a lot of women do when their appearance suffers a hit and “get a little work done”

One thing I’ve learned over the years — if a woman likes you she is eventually going to snoop through all your shit. You won’t be able to stop her, no matter how diligently you watch over your stuff

A lie to bed a woman does her little harm. After all, what exactly has changed… what actual harm has been done to her… if the next morning she finds out he works at Taco Bell instead of Goldman Sachs? The sex will still have felt as good because a found lie cannot undo the past