Craig Hope

@SnakeDerick Fuck sake, I was there on Saturday and wasn't aware of this 😂

Yer classic. Cheeseburger on a morning roll, enough saturated fat and carcinogens to kill an elephant. Grease aw doon yer fingers and a big blob of sauce on yer jaiket Absolute 10/10

@ggggwlch @Tango_Returns Can tell I've had a few by the grammar 😂

@ggggwlch @Tango_Returns This is literally the only the only reason weekends exist

Drinking those 660ml bottles of lager whilst listening to full albums is one of my favourite things

@RoworthJack @ggggwlch clearly a parody at this point

Sometimes when I’m out, I eat beans cold from the tin. It’s really cheap and fills me up, rather than the crap I end up buying (other than pie and mash). Beans with sausages from the tin have always been a luxury for me growing up, and I would always scran into them as a boy.

@Ayhd126H That's number 21, mate

we deadarse live in a timeline where Brazil's 9 plays for Brentford

@ggggwlch @Danfudge That took fucking ages to load but I knew exactly what it was going to be 😂

@Danfudge @CHope87

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone On PlayStation one (2000)

@hjsedits @ggggwlch

the cut. this is easily the most I've laughed at anything all year

@ggggwlch @screenrotpod There's the lads

@screenrotpod @CHope87

Days are getting nicer, not long until we'll all be in the beer gardens 🍻😎

When's Oxlade-Chamberlain fit to make his first start?

@Shuttsapalooza Can't believe you've killed Robert Duvall

1999 Scottish Cup final pundit, Robert Duvall

Tuur Rommens. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

@hawleyjacob @ggggwlch

My new UK tour is on sale to my mailing list & Screen Rot Patreons at 10am. On general sale 10am Friday

The single coolest thing I've ever seen

I heard the commentator say there that it's about €380,000 for a win in the Europa League so if Rangers win this they can afford to go get Maswanhise

Rothwell assists Dowell and somehow the world doesn't end on the spot

This is the worst starting lineup a Rangers team has ever churned out, and that includes in division 3

Dujon Sterling must be the only man on the planet who can walk away from a car crash unscathed but ruptures his spleen every time he scratches his arse

@Shuttsapalooza @billyoceangate Does Kevin Mbabu play for them yet?

@billyoceangate That needs to start too. I’d still take 6 jobbers on loan and they can have Raskin.

Keeping an eye on any reaction to Chelsea’s owners moving Rosenior from Strasbourg cause I do think there’s a chance we see ours do the same, possibly with Rohl, where the Rangers manager is moved to Leeds. The response will be nuclear and I can’t pretend I’m not slightly excited

Darts over Christmas is great obviously, but the mental connection I have between the final and going back to work really does take the shine off it