Chris H

@MorganHyndman1 @recce1032 Scam account mate, based in Africa, don't hand over any cash

@recce1032 I’ll have them mate

I have two available spares for palace on Sunday #evertonspares #everton #evertonsparestickets #evertontickets

@Rry_p6 @JC_1878_ @evertonspares @bluekippercom @Hanstours @EvertonNewsFeed Except you're based in Africa, so definitely a scam account

After 2x tickets for Palace away. Any spares going? @evertonspares @bluekippercom @Hanstours @EvertonNewsFeed

@sirpercy73 A group of people who have never gone to pubs, still don't - and some pubs are going out of business. Must be their fault somehow. What a weird theory.

2 pubs a day CLOSING in the UK Muslims don’t go to pubs Wakey Wakey!! As u were 👍

@sodthisfor @AntSpeaks @MarinaPurkiss Except it wasn't on the BBC, obviously.

@AntSpeaks @MarinaPurkiss As an aside to all of the important points Ant has made. Why the hell should the BBC want to spend the license fee on employing a bad-mannered, ignorant, airhead? I honestly think they platform people to push their narrative.

I could write an entire essay on how much of a moron and gullible sheep @MarinaPurkiss (who has me blocked by the way) truly is. There is so much to dismantle here, but instead I will address just one area and keep it fairly short. Pay attention to the very end of the clip where she talks about reading about "children being targeted by snipers" and "journalists being targeted", never mind that there is absolute zero evidence for this taking place. But I want to bring attention to something that even more so bursts the bubble of Marina's skewed view of the world and her very obvious low IQ. Given all these accusations, there is NOT ONE piece of footage clearly showing IDF soldiers deliberately executing innocents and casually shooting children. Not one piece of footage like that exists. I guarantee this because I have made sure to sit through potentially hundreds of hours of footage from the war. And no, some footage of children running and dropping to ground after being shot while there is ZERO sign of an IDF soldier in sight doesn't count. Now some can claim that it would not be easy to obtain such footage. Well, it is. Everyone has a mobile phone. Yes, in Gaza they all have smartphones with high quality HD cameras. And yet, nothing. You honestly believe that if mass executions were being carried out by the IDF, not even one person could catch it on camera? You know what footage does exist though? That of Hamas rounding up citizens of Gaza and shooting them dead. Members of Hamas are clearly visible in the footage carrying out these killings. Again not someone dropping dead while the attacker is not in full view of the camera. No, footage where you can clearly see who the perpetrators are. And of course there is the footage of October 7th where once again there is clear footage of Hamas militants and regular Gazans slaughtering innocent Israelis. They walk up to a car and spray bullets all over it, killing everyone inside. It is a tad bit ironic that little if any attention is ever given to that by the likes of Marina. Stories, and I stress just stories, about Gazans supposedly being executed by the IDF come from very questionable sources like Al Jazeera. Marina inhales every bit of it and accepts it as fact. Think about that and then consider just how (There is no eloquent word I can use to describe this.) retarded statements like the one quoted in the post below truly are...

@anon_opin Northerner, and yes, people aren't less friendly in that London, there's just 9 million people so more wazzocks - there are not really more wazzocks per capita at all. I always thought there would be before moving here.

We're not any friendlier up North, it's just our arseholes are spread over a wider geographical area, so it feels that way. The bellend per square mile is off the charts in the South East.

@claretcrumpet @FPLfrasier I'm usually griping about injustices against Everton, of which there are many, but that Barnes one is the absolute definition of how VAR is being misused. They can't tell so they've done the opposite of what they should - nothing clear and obvious should mean it's a goal.

@FPLfrasier Don’t get me started on VAR!!! I’m still incensed that we had our fourth goal against Brentford ruled out for handball when there was no conclusive evidence and VAR spent six minutes on it before overruling the onfield decision, with it being anything but ‘Clear and Obvious’

I don’t care if we win by 5 goals today. But, I want every pundit to address that foul on Amad. Why do we have VAR if these decisions can’t be given?

@JohnCleese Is the Muslim who tried to behead you in the room with us now John?

Dear Sadiq Khan, I think some of the prejudice to do with 'singling out Muslims' is to to with their stated intention to kill 'infidels', expecially the bit about beheading them You see, the other religions don't promise that

@herd_member @WatchedToffee Holds the ball up well? Are your eyes painted on? He controls it further than I can kick it.

Beto is a top striker and you will regret being so negative towards him when he's banging them in at Juventus. Been our best player last 3 games. Gets no protection from referees, hold the ball up well, gets penalised when 6'3" cb's bounce off him. Stopped from scoring by world class reactions today.

Move both Beto and Barry on in the summer. Beto’s attitude is great but he’s crap. Barry’s attitude seems shit and he’s crap to go with it. And now he’s got his Arsenal mates in the Everton end celebrating their goals and laughing at our fans. Get them both gone.

@claretcrumpet Dewsbury Hall was booked earlier in the season for taking a free kick too quickly

Referee threatening to book Hannibal for trying to move a free kick back Ref pulls Hannibal away after roasting him Ref then goes and moves the ball back fifteen yards!! Couldn’t make it up #twitterclarets

@TheDiddyman1 They're tired but clubs make sure the only real rest period - the summer - is spent flying round and round the world for friendlies in a cynical cash grab. They can't have it both ways.

Here we go with the “winter break” nonsense. Already removed 2 leg league cups, fa cup replays, Boxing Day fixtures, now a winter break where the big clubs will go off and do lucrative friendlies

@keryT90 @brick_travel @evertonspares @EvertonArentWe @lcabbabeh @Hanstours Scammer in Nigeria

Few tickets n travel available For arsenal DM for details RT blues @evertonspares @EvertonArentWe @lcabbabeh @Hanstours

@NoContextBrits paging @QueuesPub

Petition to ban queuing in pubs.

@renepower @philmcnulty Was it this season that Ndiaye was booked for celebrating a goal by flapping his arms like a bird?

@philmcnulty Everton have received cards for the most ridiculous things just this season Moyes last minute celebration KDH taking a free kick to quickly Red for Gana fighting Keane Plus others And let’s not even talk about points deductions.

Perfectly understandable elation from Rob Edwards after Wolves scored in the last minute against Liverpool. It is what the game is about. A manager's joy at a goal being scored - but wasn't David Moyes booked for the same thing at Brighton? It's the inconsistency that infuriates.

@thehandofbeadle Mate, it gets properly on top in the National TV Awards run off - I saw the 'Enders Boys up against the C-Street Firm; amazed there weren't arrests for some of the stuff that was said about the Mitchells.

Saw a grown woman in a Hollyoaks hoodie earlier. Imagine if she ended up rucking with some Emmerdale ultras, exchanging vile chants about dead characters

@Ricowalks77 @thehandofbeadle The Olympic - Understanding When Things Are a Joke team, I don't think you'd make the Team GB squad for that event at this stage but don't give up, it's every 4 years.

@thehandofbeadle And in which event did you represent at the Olympics?

Them Scottish lads seem to have been doing curling all day every day for about a month and they haven't even won anything. Pathetic

@DrDJWilde @anarchoian @Everton Why is it unlikely?

@anarchoian @Everton Unlikely.

Ramadan Mubarak to all Blues celebrating this month! 🕌 #AllTogetherNow 💙

@CalmerChris72 @AYPrivateEye @adoodlebug10 To be fair I read it as just going to a smaller team for the match-going experience. I occasionally go to watch a Conference North team when I'm back home - it's a chance to have a few beers with mates. 'Support' would be a strong word, though I want them to win when I'm there.

@AYPrivateEye @adoodlebug10 No Andrew. No fan worth their salt would ever dream of 'supporting' another team. If thats for you, them you are part of the problem.

Adios. It’s been a blast. Tourist. Half and half cunts. Club treating us like shit. Pricing fucked. I’m bored with it all. I’ll go on holiday instead.

@DeborahHowart17 @beverleyturner Fair enough, given I've no idea where you live, it was the Kendal part compared to Miami that did me given I'm very familiar with both.

@CJHutcheon @beverleyturner That’s where I come from but not where I currently live! Yes Chris I do not feel comfortable walking around the town I live in! In fact I won’t do it! A scared woman who speaks her truth GOLD!

Giles, love, what on EARTH are you saying here...? This is simply not happening (regardless of what you see on BBC news). Trump was elected to remove the millions of people who came into the usa illegally and then went on to commit awful crimes. In response to this (because ANYTHING Trump enacts causes frenzied agitators to go out with placards/guns), demented, theatrical 'progressives' have been organising cars and purple-haired people to obstruct ICE. Consequently, tensions heighten, tempers fray, chaos ensues, officers are injured and agitators get shot. Obama and Clinton deported many, many thousands more illegal immigrants but their ICE agents were left alone to knock on doors and quietly get on with it. If you sit on South Beach with a cocktail you will be far, far safer than walking the streets of Shepherds Bush. If you go to minnesota with Esther and the kids, join a convoy of SUVs, blow a whistle in the face of a man with a gun while 'protecting' criminals you massively increase your chance of being injured. Or at least, having a rubbish holiday. But if FEELING that you have cleared your conscience, is more satisfying than getting your facts straight, crack on. I hope you have a lovely week. X

@DeborahHowart17 @beverleyturner Than in Kendal? The Kendal in Cumbria? I mean, I keep meaning to delete this app but how can I when there's such gold on it?

@beverleyturner Recently visited Miami such a wonderful city Very clean, lots to do, areas very modern and very traditional 🇺🇸 I felt far safer than I do in my own town in the UK! 🇬🇧

@taffy_elsewhere @jeremycorbyn So you want no Irish people here?

@jeremycorbyn No one with a name like that should be a constituent of anyone in this country.

My constituent, Amu, is on Day 40 of their hunger strike in prison. Last month, I requested an urgent meeting with the Justice Secretary to discuss their wellbeing. He has now officially declined my request. What an absolute disgrace.