The Real Calvy J

Federal and state health officials are reportedly investigating whether the Pope is catholic and the sky is blue…

@jazzbeargryllz I honestly haven’t seen him outside of the basketball court 🤷

@CJRealHoops2 Have you seen Brice Sensabaugh dress before?

Are long shorts in again?? Mannn, we only got like seven years with short shorts. Admittedly, some y’all took it way too far. But still…

@BenchHighlights Cam Thomas with a little better passing

Cavs rookie Meleek Thomas through 3 games: 28.3 PPG/4.3 APG/4.0 RPG/2.3 SPG on 50% FG, 46% 3P, 100% FT Who does he remind you of? 👀

@Chase_Swartz3 I usually don’t use headphones anyway. Prefer to be able to think and be aware of my surroundings

Scenario: (1) low on sleep (2) no headphones You still hitting the gym or no? 🤷‍♂️🤔

I would tweet about how Caleb Wilson looked rough in the first half but I remember all the negative Keaton Wagler first half tweets from last night so 🤐

@NBABoards 😂😂😂

@CJRealHoops2 Come on now. You can't tell me you're not 100% down now for a show about talking sheep solving a murder in jolly old England. Thats a quality commercial right there.

The worst part about watching summer league basketball on Amazon Prime is that there’s only like 5 same commercials and 4 of them are just for shows on Amazon Prime

@TuskedUp @jazzmomm The spirit of Marshall Mathers lives on

@CJRealHoops2 @jazzmomm Long shorts and bleached tips are all the rage

@jazzmomm Crazy. That’s what we would wear when I was in high school and I’m in my 30s now 😅

@CJRealHoops2 Signed a mom with teenage boys lol

@simply_s4rah This is wisdom

No one can ever convince me that 109° is better than 30°. I'll take the cold any day.

@QsamaBJohnston Yeah but to my surprise it ended up being “Green Bay”

A diarrhea outbreak in Ohio? I guess you could call it the “Cleveland Browns”

DP and AJ are going to both have multiple years finishing in the top 5 league MVP voting. Mark my words.

The role Sam Neill will be most remembered for: The role Sam Neill SHOULD be better remembered for: Rest in peace, one of the greatest actors of the 20th-21st century 🙏🫡

The ESPN programming director, when he has to explain to his boss that they're broadcasting a game where Blake Hinson is the best player on one of the teams:

Ray Lewis has a legitimate argument as the best football player of all-time Not just the best linebacker. Not just the best defender. THE BEST PLAYER Absolutely dominant force of nature!

The Celtics let Derrick White help coach a summer league game. My guess is they never even considered that they needed to check with the league to ensure that was allowed. It never even crossed their minds. It shows that in Adam Silver’s NBA, some teams can go about with impunity, while others (small markets) have to go about walking on eggshells

DP’s weaknesses: occasional tunnel vision, occasional poor shot selection, occasionally overly aggressive on defense DP’s strengths: Everything else. I mean literally everything else🫢 I’ve seen no substantial evidence to suggest he isn’t still the best prospect in draft class

@iiTzz_Tyrell Yes. Editing posts is a godsend for a typo merchant like myself. The longer posts is gold because my sports takes are usually pretty elaborate

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I haven’t seen the Clippers shoot this well from 3 in a second half against the Jazz since… … I don’t want to talk about it