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@ClownWorld I have an entire yard full of big ass rocks $100 OBO.

A woman at the stone yard completely shocked because they’re charging $175 for a small irregular boulder and $229 for a medium one. She’s walking around zooming in on the price tags going ‘do people actually pay $175 for a fucking rock?’ and ‘it gets better… these ones are $229’ while losing her mind over it. Plain rocks on pallets. Nothing special. She even says they’re not fucking gold, it’s just a rock.

@SCVegas Go get booze/snacks/ect at CVS, Walgreens, ABC, Target or even that shady Shell across from Mandalay Bay.

@FDSportsbook That is a terrible deal for Boston

Imagine if the Hawks bring Jaylen Brown to the A 😤 Should Atlanta & Boston make this trade to send JB to the Hawks with Jalen Johnson? 🤔

@AdamSchefter @Schultz_Report Thats a lot. Guess they arent going to trade him after all

Dolphins and Pro-Bowl RB De'Von Achane reached agreement today on a four-year, $68 million contract extension that includes $32 million guaranteed, as @Schultz_Report reported.

@kirawontmiss How these stupid ass idiot bears didnt go extinct well before Humans messed up their habitat is beyond me. They really truly are a stupid animal

LETSSS GOOO

It is almost inevitable that one of the top 4 prospects in this year's NBA draft will not pan out. Who will that be?

@getsit That is a lie. Salt Lake City is a desolate backwater 3rd world run down place where you can't even get a drink let alone medical care.

For everyone who keeps asking about Darryn Peterson’s medicals: did you know they have hospitals in Salt Lake City?

@SCVegas I look like the bottom picture on a random Tuesday in Utah. What makes you think I am changing my look for Vegas? Pro tip: if you look more haggard than the homeless they wont ask you for change but you also will not be allowed into the oyo property

@mrwtffacts Sometimes I feel like I want to do this. Also, the guy got out of jail and just disappeared again. Probably back in the woods living a life

In 1986, 20-year-old Christopher Knight quit his job and drove into the Maine woods until his car ran out of gas. Once his car ran dead, he got out, then stayed in the woods for 27 YEARS. Christopher lived completely alone in a hidden camp. The only words he spoke to another human were a simple “Hi” to a passing hiker. To survive, he stole food & gas from nearby vacation homes more than 1,000 times, yet was never caught once. In brutal winters, he’d erase his footprints and wander at night using military-level survival tricks just to stay alive. In 2013, after 27 years in the woods, Christopher, now 47, was tracked down by police after a surveillance camera caught the “Ghost of the Woods” He was arrested, but released after serving just 7 months for his crimes.

@TheNBABase Pop was a basketball genius and this is just another example of that

DeMar DeRozan says Gregg Popovich 'tricked' him into becoming a playmaker in San Antonio “He tricked me. It was a crazy thing. He tricked me. I remember my first shootaround when I got to San Antonio. We were going through walkthrough. Pop told everybody I’m the point guard. I had never played point guard in my life. But it put me in a position of like, ‘Man, I got to get everybody else going.’ You know? And it opened up a different type of vision that I didn’t know I had. So, it made me a playmaker first. And fourth quarter, he’d always say, ‘Do what you need to do. Go win the game.’” (youtu.be/nuLGcDprQX8?si…)

@UtahJamz They are letting emotions get ahold of their logic.

Jazz fans that would trade Ace Bailey and Darryn Peterson for # 1... Are you ok?

@netflix Hate it!

NFL on Netflix is getting even bigger starting in 2026 from kickoff through Super Bowl week: 🇦🇺 49ers vs. Rams season opener in Australia 🦃 Packers vs. Rams in the first-ever Thanksgiving Eve game 🎄 Christmas Gameday 🔥 Week 18 with playoff stakes 🏆 NFL Honors

@Jazzbasketball1 That 4th quarter broke the Warriors. Game 5 they had no energy

📽️ 5.13.2007 - OTD 19 years ago one of the toughest road wins in #UtahJazz playoff history as they silenced a crazy Oracle Arena 115-101 to go up 3-1 on GS. Carlos Boozer 34pts/12reb & Deron Williams 20pts/13ast led Utah who outscored GSW 40-23 in 4Q. #TakeNote #JazzBasketball

@Fullcourtpass @AdamFinkelstein What a world we live in where players want to go to Utah

AJ Dybantsa was hoping to remain in Utah and prefers to be drafted by the Jazz, per @AdamFinkelstein “That comment by Dybantsa was also consistent with one of the most repeated pieces of intel floating around Chicago this week: that Dybantsa was reportedly hoping to stay in Utah. He’s been in Utah now for two years (one season at Utah Prep and one season in Provo at BYU). His family is now with him in Utah, and they’ve grown to like the state and were hoping to stay… Now that has led some to wonder whether we could see some “workout shenanigans” where Dybantsa could potentially refuse to work out for Washington in hopes of forcing his way to Utah... Dybantsa’s camp had reportedly indicated to some they weren’t interested in playing that game, despite their preference to end up in Utah.” (cbssports.com/nba/news/nba-d…)

@paydayfantasy Jazz say no. Jazz can just sit back and take Peterson at 2

Who says no to this deal 🤔 Jazz Receive: No. 1 pick Wizards Receive: No. 2 pick | Ace Bailey

@BAllen48 It would look awesome outside the new Highmark stadium.

I wonder what will happen to this neon masterpiece when Primm calls it a day. I hope it gets saved somehow

@iiTzz_Tyrell I think BK is a government program to keep crackheads in one place. Everytime I have gone in to one is crackheads at the table and crackheads working there.

I don’t understand how Burger King stays open Wendy’s is far superior

This is the 3rd time the San Antonio Spurs and Minnesota Timberwolves have played in the NBA playoffs. The Spurs have won both previous series and hold a 6 games to 2 advantage. 1999 Spurs won 3-1 2001 Spurs won 3-1

@anishmoonka The human brain is amazing and terrifying in that it came come up with something like this.

A 19-year-old in France went into a coma for 3 weeks. To her, it lasted 7 years. She gave birth to triplets, named them, and lost one shortly after birth. She woke up and asked the nurses where her children were. Doctors see this often in intensive care. They call it ICU delirium, and it hits about 37% of patients there. For people on a breathing machine for weeks, the rate climbs to nearly 9 in 10. The drugs that keep ICU patients unconscious push down the deepest sleep stages, where the brain normally files away the day. When the drugs ease off, all that suppressed dreaming floods back at once. Meanwhile, the brain stops double-checking reality. So the brain just builds, stacking vivid detail on vivid detail. Half an hour of dream time can feel like a whole year of life. The grief follows her out of the coma. The brain regions that handle emotional pain are the same ones that hurt when you lose someone in waking life. Memories don’t come with a “this was real” tag. So the love a mother feels for children who never existed lives in the same place as the love for kids who did. Grief counselors handle these losses the way they would the death of an actual child, because to the brain, they are the same. A novelist named Caroline Leavitt wrote about her own coma for Psychology Today in 2021. She said waking up felt like being “pulled violently” from one world to another. Drug-induced comas like hers leave the brain active enough to dream. In trauma comas, the brain mostly goes dark. In Rick and Morty there’s an arcade game called Roy where you live a whole life in an afternoon. The brain runs the same game on its own. All it needs is a breathing machine and 3 weeks.

@KeithSmithNBA It is weird to see the Jazz with just one pick after all the picks they have had in recent years. I also expect San Antonio to move some picks.

2026 NBA Draft pick counts: 4 picks CHI: 4, 15, 38 56 SAS: 20, 35, 42, 44 3 picks ATL: 8, 23, 57 BKN: 6, 33, 43 DAL: 9, 30, 48 LAC: 5, 36, 52 MEM: 3, 16, 32 NYK: 24, 31, 56 OKC: 12, 17, 37 SAC: 7, 34, 45 WAS: 1, 51, 60 2 picks BOS: 27, 40 CHA: 14, 18 DEN: 26, 49 GSW: 11, 54 HOU: 39, 53 MIA: 13, 41 MIN: 28, 59 TOR: 19, 50 1 pick CLE: 29 DET: 21 LAL: 25 MIL: 10 NOP: 58 ORL: 46 PHI: 22 PHX: 47 UTA: 2 0 picks IND POR